the_etrain,
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Christian Crossfit
"Gettin' jacked like Jesus!"

the_etrain,
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Maybe instead of Jacked Jesus, we should have went with Svelte Savior.

reay,
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@the_etrain I couldn’t not look up “Jacked Jesus” to see what images resulted, and this was the first.

the_etrain,
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@reay
Woooow. That's. Uh. Amazing. Yikes.

reay,
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@the_etrain Oh, there are others. I just don’t have the time to alt text them all or I’d throw a bunch more in here.

Not sure if my favourite is the one of a sad jacked Jesus looking at a small meal and the words above him saying “He didn’t die for your sins just so you could die of dehydration” (?!), or the actual Korean statue of him, as one place put it, “… so jacked it looks like his last supper was pure protein”.

reay,
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@the_etrain Uh-oh, looks like someone’s trying to cash in on this…

DrollTide,
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the_etrain,
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@DrollTide
Woooow. That. Is. Something.

orangelantern,

@the_etrain christian crossfit, really?

It’s mostly hanging around but rising early.

the_etrain,
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@orangelantern
One guess what they're dragging across the parking lot.

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