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DrollTide

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He is a self-made man who worships his creator.

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GottaLaff, to random
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Fun Fact: The USPS doesn't forward mail to Canada.

DrollTide,
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@GottaLaff with trump lackey DeJoy still in charge we are lucky to get it in the US

nocontexttrek, to StarTrek
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DrollTide,
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@nocontexttrek beware, he uses a rolled up MAGAzine to do so

verge, to random
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Apple might bring AI transcription to Voice Memos and Notes https://www.theverge.com/2024/5/10/24153618/apple-ai-transcription-notes-voice-memos

DrollTide,
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@verge https://framapiaf.org/@bbbhltz/112412698138748403

GottaLaff, to legal
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Via Scott MacFarlane 1/...

ALERT: Former advisor Peter files emergency motion to get his prison sentenced reduced (for release)

Defense argues: "Dr. Navarro’s term of imprisonment has been marred by the same political turmoil that gave rise to his prosecution.. "

"He has been denied the opportunity to speak both with the press as well as a with Member of Congress"

Here it is:
https://storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.dcd.244001/gov.uscourts.dcd.244001.175.0.pdf

DrollTide,
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@GottaLaff I note that his caption says it is an "Emergeny" motion.

Green_Footballs, to random
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One thing (among many) I’ll never forgive the right wing and their tech bro enablers for: co-opting the term “free speech” and turning it into a bad, twisted joke.

DrollTide,
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@Green_Footballs Joins a long list of words the RW have destroyed: Freedom, Liberty, Patriot, truth ... etc.

nocontexttrek, to StarTrek
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DrollTide,
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@nocontexttrek Well known to help sustain our precious bodily fluids

GottaLaff, to random
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CREW:

The fact that Tim Scott is refusing to say he’d follow the law and not try to overthrow the results of a free and fair election should scare anyone listening. This is how democracies end.

👇🏼
WELKER: Will you commit to accepting the 2024 election results?

TIM SCOTT: At the end of the day, the 47th president will be Donald Trump

WELKER: Wait -- yes or no, will you accept the results?

TIM SCOTT: That is my statement

DrollTide,
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@GottaLaff its worse than that, he is saying that he supports insurrection in order to install his guy when trump loses the election - "trump will be it no matter what."

mcc, to random
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I bet if you formed an electric car company made only of people who previously worked for Tesla then quit in disgust, you could make a really good electric car company

DrollTide,
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@mcc may also require those fired for arbitrary/self-defeating reasons

Green_Footballs, to random
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Will always be the ultimate image of Republican cowardice.

DrollTide,
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@Green_Footballs Looking forward to the soon to be released DeSantis addition to this catalog

verge, to random
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Tesla Cybertruck finally gets more off-road controls https://www.theverge.com/2024/4/29/24144578/tesla-cybertruck-off-road-mode-app-software-update-cybertent

DrollTide,
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@verge Has Mr. Sooperjenius come up with a mode to deal with that unbelieveable alien hellscape known as "sand?"

Daojoan, to random
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Don’t forget to like and subscribe for more tutorials like this and thanks to our sponsor squarespace

DrollTide,
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@Daojoan what if you put ice cream in the cola, then you get some cola when you pick up the ice cream with the fork

nocontexttrek, to StarTrek
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DrollTide,
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@nocontexttrek "Take it outside."

RustyBertrand, to random
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Lynch outside Netflix HQ this morning...

"David Lynch Says Netflix ‘Rejected’ His Animated Feature ‘Snootworld’: It Would Have Been ‘Spectacular’"
https://www.indiewire.com/news/general-news/david-lynch-netflix-rejected-animated-feature-snootworld-1234972066/?fbclid=IwZXh0bgNhZW0CMTEAAR1HTEGG59_Oeda5_pCgnCWCIHEItnwQ0bZD5x7An1KDD3NifXkSTV_kJSw_aem_ARhD0olkMz4KXxUm4FKtP5TEyWoZv7CgypBJUJo2CIu22sYJGWsQuaAHkwLPcLzmXRqgbrNWqbsKVREvgjjm6hit

DrollTide,
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@RustyBertrand

emarktaylor, to cfb
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🏈 @cfb

Via Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.bsky.social
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Welcome to Maryland, offensive analyst Brian Ferentz (a real thing that has happened today).

DrollTide,
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@emarktaylor @cfb A good fit, there's no O in Ferentz or Maryland

sundogplanets, to random
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It's nice and warm out, and the 2 new baby goats are really healthy, so they got to go out and meet their herdmates. (Their herdmates were EXTREMELY interested in meeting them, hilariously, especially the llama)

A tiny fuzzy black goat getting sniffed by a giant fuzzy llama, while standing next to his white mama in a straw filled farmyard
Many goats of different colours standing around in a farmyard, the giant fuzzy llama is standing behind a tiny brown horse and sniffing a tiny fuzzy white baby goat.

DrollTide,
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@sundogplanets she wants to know

GottaLaff, to random
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Via K Cheney:

Wild stuff in unsealed (heavily redacted) FBI intrvw from high-level -wrld person related to investig
Ex: witness afraid to have interview recorded..fear of reprisal...appears 2 b..attempt to leverage Trump fam mmbers to push him to return classif docs
Won't take long to crowdsource IDs of many redacted from these docs. Prty easy to decipher # of them to high degree of cert which spks to why wanted more signif redactions/sealing https://storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.648653/gov.uscourts.flsd.648653.470.4.pdf

DrollTide,
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@GottaLaff just a guess, but

Someone = Alina Habba
something else = duck faced call girl

DrollTide,
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@GottaLaff 24 is Kash Patel

nocontexttrek, to StarTrek
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DrollTide,
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@nocontexttrek

Riker saying "you bet your ass"

nocontexttrek, to StarTrek
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DrollTide, (edited )
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@nocontexttrek somebody heard the bell

the_etrain, to random
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Christian Crossfit
"Gettin' jacked like Jesus!"

DrollTide,
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@the_etrain https://mastodon.social/@DrollTide/112071711046492743

nocontexttrek, to StarTrek
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DrollTide,
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@nocontexttrek needs the hand gesture

girlonthenet, (edited ) to random
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UK millennials: if someone handed you a wooden recorder, could you play a song?

(Bonus points in comments if you can tell me which one. This Q brought to you by my confident assertion in group chat that even after 25+ years, I could still smash out Lord of the Dance)

DrollTide,
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@girlonthenet I could do a banging version of "Hot Cross Buns"

BathysphereHat, to random
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Reading about the time they blew up a beached whale carcass in Florence, Oregon with dynamite, sending chunks of rotting whale meat flying, crushing cars and dousing bystanders with rancid whale blood. The most incredible thing about this story, for me, is that the guy in charge of the operation said that it went "just exactly right" and blamed "hostile media" for the ensuing public relations issues.

DrollTide,
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@mrcompletely @BathysphereHat WANT

shoq, to random
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@dangillmor @tchambers A Florida high school teacher wants to do a class fediverse class project. She needs a list of at least several dozen journalists presently active on ActivityPub platforms. My lists are too eclectic and selective (and too many have faded away). Can you refer any you use? TIA

DrollTide,
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@shoq @dangillmor @tchambers @maria
@ajsadauskas
@samlitzinger
@dankennedy_nu
@davidtoddmccarty
@ernie
@Daojoan
@floridabulldog
@KlasfeldReports
@atrupar
@Brandi_Buchman
@timkmak
@bruno_j_navarro
@w7voa
@froomkin

verge, to random
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Tesla slashes price for monthly Full Self-Driving subscription https://www.theverge.com/2024/4/12/24128806/tesla-fsd-subscription-price-cut

DrollTide,
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@verge Thx Eloon, I definitely want a self driving app from the dollar store

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