the_etrain,
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Watching little league is like watching really drunk people play baseball. One kid fell on his face just running out to play shortstop.

QueenOfCoffee,
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@the_etrain I'm on soccer duty today. Hubs is handling the 2 with baseball games...

My favorite is when a kid falls playing soccer. All of a sudden they are all Merryl Streep writhing on the ground, claiming a dingo ate their baby.

the_etrain,
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@QueenOfCoffee
That's adult soccer players too.

Kierkegaanks,
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@the_etrain @QueenOfCoffee tbf they need the rest when they are always on

alexpsmith,

@the_etrain Haha, I used to be in little league, and I was that kid who fell on their face (except I was trotting out to left field).

the_etrain,
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@alexpsmith
Nobody gets out of little league without a few funny stories. 😁

the_etrain,
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Why is it always the smallest, wormiest kid in glasses that causes the most trouble. Devious imps.

4d3fect,
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@the_etrain Our son played on a field that was dominated by gophers. Built next to a sewage treatment plant and a railroad track. Whenever a train would pass by, the younger outfielders would just watch the train slack jawed.

the_etrain,
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@4d3fect
2 kids are playing in the dirt. One is throwing his glove in the air.

the_etrain,
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Anytime the ball is hit into play, at least 3 kids fall down.

reay,
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@the_etrain Sounds like it’s a team of those fainting goats.

the_etrain,
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@reay
Basically

glasspusher,
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@the_etrain nice we can relate to little kids in the same way we acted at the end of parties in our 20s

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