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4d3fect

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All you Oprah sheeple best be stayin outta my hood

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RickiTarr, to random
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You are going to make love to a Cereal Mascot, who do you choose?

I'm going Snap, Crackle, & Pop.

4d3fect,
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@RickiTarr Maybe Maypo?
Or if you're talking strictly cold cereal, Team Flakes.

4d3fect,
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@RickiTarr oh, lol are those both Quaker products?
-I guess. Maybe not even made anymore for all I know

4d3fect,
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@RickiTarr /whooosh

RickiTarr, to random
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Where do you live and how do you feel about it?

Obviously, don't tell me exactly where you live, no actual addresses please! You can be as vague as you like.

I live in Central Missouri in the U.S.

Pros:

This is an absolutely beautiful place, green rolling hills, lots of rivers, lakes, ponds, and natural springs, cool caves to explore.

Lots of farming here, so great access to quality fruits, vegetables, meat, eggs, and dairy.

It's relatively inexpensive to live here compared with other states, because it's a "flyover".

I'm close enough to three major cities, that it's an easy day trip, and I'm about halfway to anywhere in the U.S.

We have one of the best Conservation departments in the U.S. and this is one of the few things that is a bipartisan issue. Lots of awesome nature programs that are free or cheap, state parks, conservation areas, bird watching, hunting, boating, foraging available to everyone.

Cons:

Yeah, it's a big one, it is a RED STATE, while a lot of the cities are blue, there is a large rural population, that votes red. Abortion is not legal here. People often vote against their own self interest.

While I'm not against responsible gun ownership, lots of people aren't responsible, and people have access to guns that definitely should not.

We have very few employee protections here, while the cost of living is relatively low compared with other places, it's taken years to get to a $12 minimum wage, and it's still not enough.

4d3fect,
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@RickiTarr Cali Central coast, SLO adjacent. An interesting nexus of ranchers, farmers, students (Cal Poly and Cuesta), surfers, Nazis, wannabe pinkos, and Karens. Best parts: Wine and food here are fantastic.Think Sideways country. Wonderful countryside if it's not burning, flooding, or earthquaking. Worst parts: Tourists from the Valley overrunning the place and making it unbearably crowded and trashy.

4d3fect,
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@RickiTarr Everyone is welcome! just pick up after yourself, like you do at home lol

rjblaskiewicz, to random
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I have never bought a house. I never really felt that my head was far enough above water to purchase anything. I am still hesitant about buying. I harbor no illusions that anyone involved is trying to do the best thing for me. I qualify for a truly stupidly large loan. I was told to go high and fast when I make an offer. I think there are a lot people circling and trying to consume me. Any thoughts? Advice?

4d3fect,
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@rjblaskiewicz No advice cause our experience is 30 years, ancient history. Other than to say, pick what suits you and your budget.

Cassandra, (edited ) to random
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Which movie I recorded on a whim and likely won't get all the way through should I watch?

4d3fect,
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@Cassandra I've loved everything I've seen him in. Remake of Fun With Dick and Jane tops.

4d3fect,
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@Cassandra One of those scenes in TS has a piano accompanist. Who happens to be Philip Glass.

RickiTarr, to random
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Alien bar:

Alien: And then I told them build giant stone pyramids to keep your dead in, and you'll get to live in a glorious after life.

Bartender: And they believed you?!

Alien: Dude, they enslaved a whole group of people to do it!

4d3fect,
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@RickiTarr Same group that trained the mummification crews?

drahardja, to cars
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Today I saw my first GMC on the road.

I think it’s an abomination. A paragon of waste and excess, and distilled selfishness. 9000 lb of hubris and projection. It’s way too wide, and way too tall, and carries 2.5× the kinetic energy of any other vehicle traveling at the same speed.

It’s not as derisible as the , but it’s equally despicable in my eyes.

(Image is from Motor Authority article: https://www.motorauthority.com/news/1129566_2022-gmc-hummer-ev-price-specs-review-photos-info)

4d3fect,
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@drahardja EV? What's the range? 50?

RickiTarr, to random
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That Novelty Cup you had to have on vacation, you'll never use it again.

4d3fect,
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@RickiTarr this a mug or a cup?

4d3fect,
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@RickiTarr Souvenir from our Windstar cruise through the Bahamas. We got thrashed there (Nassau, maybe?) and almost missed the boat.

4d3fect,
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@RickiTarr not anymore

4d3fect,
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@RickiTarr too beautiful to roundfile . The finish is chipping off so I couldn't use it for drinking unless it was the only thing that survived a disaster.

4d3fect,
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@qurlyjoe @RickiTarr So am I DQ?

4d3fect, to random
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Lots of ppl worked up about Noem.

She's selling a book, right? So any publicity (especially FREE) is good publicity.

Just my $0.02

ai6yr, to random

Adding to the "to do" list: greasing the bearings on the dryer. Or, recording some kind of viral video playing music to the squeaks. 🤪

4d3fect,
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@ai6yr Can't hear anythng. You figure bearing and not belt?

somafm, to random
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    4d3fect,
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    @somafm Synphaera and Sonic Universe

    the_etrain, to random
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    Watching little league is like watching really drunk people play baseball. One kid fell on his face just running out to play shortstop.

    4d3fect,
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    @the_etrain Our son played on a field that was dominated by gophers. Built next to a sewage treatment plant and a railroad track. Whenever a train would pass by, the younger outfielders would just watch the train slack jawed.

    RickiTarr, to random
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    I would make a joke about irony, but honestly, I don't know if anyone actually understands what it is.

    And if I did someone would inevitably come along in the comments, and try to explain irony, and even more inevitably someone would correct them, and then really this is just a joke about hubris, which is probably ironic, but who the hell knows.

    4d3fect,
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    @RickiTarr I see we've performed our mental calsthenics today.

    the_etrain, to random
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    Defense drooling at opportunity to examine Pecker

    4d3fect,
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    @12thRITS @the_etrain Pecker wilts under pressure

    j, to MLB
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    Full moon tonight. Maybe the will win?

    @baseball

    4d3fect,
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    @zebibyte @j @baseball https://youtu.be/-Q9wyVuvOl8?feature=shared

    the_etrain, to random
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    Possible headlines:

    Pecker takes center stage
    Pecker exceeds expectations
    Pecker does serious damage
    Pecker grilled by prosecution
    Pecker reveals everything

    4d3fect,
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    @the_etrain "Trump fears Pecker leak"
    "Pecker testimony may not stand up in court"

    StillIRise1963, to random
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    I don’t care if you like me, I want you to HEAR me.

    4d3fect,
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    @StillIRise1963 I heard that!

    RickiTarr, to random
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    If you could have one new skill starting right now, what would it be?

    4d3fect,
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    @RickiTarr drumming.

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