lowqualityfacts,
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NYPD, finding a bike lock that literally anyone can buy: We have determined that professional agitators have infiltrated the student protests.

NYPD, seeing a discarded pizza box: And we have a strong hunch that the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are the culprits.

jstatepost,
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@lowqualityfacts
🥥 What's the pay like for "professional agitators"?
Should those with heavy college loan debt be considering a career in agitation?
Are any official certifications available to professional agitators?
Must one attend college to become a professional agitator, or are there good online courses available?
Mr Facts, Eye have so many questions. 🥥
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12thRITS,
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@lowqualityfacts If not Italian anarchists, like Sacco and Vanzetti!

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