kellogh,
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this morning i had to exfiltrate a small animal demon from my house

it was hot, so i opened all the doors, to let cool air in. my wife suggested turning the fans on

later, after shutting the doors, i was working on a parser bug, deep in concentration, when i thought i heard someone

i walked around, nobody on the first floor, but i heard an eerie noise on the second floor. at the top of the stairs, i discovered it! flailing in all directions

kellogh,
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i found a sparrow! the poor thing couldn’t find its way outside

we did a dance together, following him into room after room, shutting doors as we left. eventually we faced off in the living room.

tbh i never saw him leave, but i haven’t heard him the rest of the day, so im going to assume we’re birdless now

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