atomicpoet,
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Okay, so something that been living rent-free in my head today: a woman I know is distraught because she’s 37-years-old and doesn’t think she’ll find a man with small toes.

And small toes are a dealbreaker for her.

But for the life of me… aren’t all toes small? I really am empathetic towards her. I just don’t understand how small a small toe is.

EDIT: Oh yeah, this ideal man has to have big feet and small toes. Size 12 and higher. But this big footed man must have small toes.

atomicpoet,
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God damn. I regret mentioning this. 😑

Archnemysis,
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@atomicpoet @atomicpoet you do know this is the internet? And you still mentioned feet?

atomicpoet,
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@Archnemysis STOP!

krys,
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@atomicpoet you think she hot? Because I just googled toe reduction surgery and humanity never fails me, In that regard at least 😂

atomicpoet,
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@krys Well, I’m happily married. Even if I were attracted to her, my shoe size is a 9.

And I’m not getting an operation to lengthen my feet and shrink my toes.

KanaMauna,
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@atomicpoet Don’t men get in trouble when we objectize women like this? Also, isn’t a functional brain little bit more important than the toes which are gonna be inside shoes anyways?

atomicpoet,
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@KanaMauna From what I understand of feminist theory, the problem with men objectifying women is that it comes from a position of a power imbalance—with men holding most of the power.

Of course, this has to be seen from an intersectional lens because sometimes women hold power over men.

TerryHancock,
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@atomicpoet

She's probably right that that will be hard to find!
:kermit:

rbos,
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@atomicpoet
... wat

atomicpoet,
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@rbos Yeah, that was my thought.

Kuruvilla,

@atomicpoet Bear toes are tiny comparatively…

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