jens, (edited )
@jens@social.finkhaeuser.de avatar

You've heard about the man vs. bear thing. Now for the ultimate poll:

Would you rather be trapped in an outhouse in the woods with...

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bazkie,
@bazkie@chaos.social avatar

@jens would the trans woman be into me? 🥺 👉👈 :rainbow_heart_eyes:

I bet the people who picked Rowling are planning a murder!

jens,
@jens@social.finkhaeuser.de avatar

@bazkie I'll leave that up to your imagination.

jens,
@jens@social.finkhaeuser.de avatar

I'm gonna half to assume that those folk choosing Rowling here are also lactose intolerant and have packed copious cheese supplies. Otherwise it'd confuse me.

troublewithwords,
@troublewithwords@wandering.shop avatar

@jens Want to pick JKR because there would be no witnesses.

jens,
@jens@social.finkhaeuser.de avatar

This relates to the ongoing mystery of whether a bear shits in the woods. There's only one way to know...

Theriac,
@Theriac@plasmatrap.com avatar

@jens
send a woman?

jens,
@jens@social.finkhaeuser.de avatar

@Theriac that seems excessively harsh. If you want to find out, fuck around yourself!

Theriac,
@Theriac@plasmatrap.com avatar

@jens
well I wasn't the one asking 😀

jens,
@jens@social.finkhaeuser.de avatar

@Theriac I wasn't asking women only.

Theriac,
@Theriac@plasmatrap.com avatar

@jens
ok- thought you were riffing on the bear meme.

jens,
@jens@social.finkhaeuser.de avatar

@Theriac also 😬

Theriac,
@Theriac@plasmatrap.com avatar

@jens
I wasn't advocating starting an illegal gambling club involving pitting a woman against a bear.

The meme format is only ever two options - bear or man, woman is the constant, where the answer is of course the bear.

jens,
@jens@social.finkhaeuser.de avatar

@Theriac I know, I know.

I just mash things up in my head, is all. And I'd be rather terrified of Rowling in a bathroom, to be honest, so the mashup made sense to me 🤷‍♂️

jens,
@jens@social.finkhaeuser.de avatar

I think the only thing that surprises me is that folk would still choose a man here.

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