kaiserkiwi,
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As a team effort between my toddler and my robot vacuum cleaner, I now have an injured foot. 😅

A toy building block was lying around and the robot vacuum cleaner pushed it against a connection ledge of the floor. I didn't see it because it's about the same colour as the floor and I ran into it at full speed.

It's bleeding and hurts like hell. Keep your fingers crossed that it's nothing serious. 🙃

kaiserkiwi,
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Ok. My wife just came home and gave me a medical treatment.

Nothing is swollen, I can move all toes without incredible pain, so I don't think anything is injured inside.

Just lots of blood from a cut with my toe nail that I intended to cut today in the morning but forgot. Well…

It's funny. I always say my toddler they should mind the ground when walking because their toys could lay there. I should listen to my own words more.

SynAck,
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@kaiserkiwi well, to be fair, your toddler did have help from the robot assistant. The robot uprising begins in your home, with a tiny act of rebellion.

That robot did it on purpose, you just watch. :kekw:

:kekwwait:

mikemccaffrey,
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@kaiserkiwi I've been meaning to cut my toenails as well, and thanks to a slip on the stairs this morning, I now have a broken chunk of nail dangling off my big toe.

kaiserkiwi,
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@mikemccaffrey I guess we enraged the toenail gods. There's no other explanation!

mikemccaffrey,
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@kaiserkiwi Oh, I do this every few months. I wait to trim my toenails until after I trim the dogs' toenails and always put that off as long as possible, since they consider the process to be literal torture.

SynAck,
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@kaiserkiwi :oof: I hope everything turns out to be okay! What a way to start the week, eh? :facepalm:

kaiserkiwi,
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@SynAck Me too. It still hurts, but I think nothing is broken. But i never had a broken toe, as far as I know. So no idea. 😅

LevelUp,
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@kaiserkiwi ouch! 😰

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