StillIRise1963,
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TheLancashireman,
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@StillIRise1963

Worm says Doctors found a dead RFK Jr. around its body. 😜

ramsey,
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@StillIRise1963 @lisamelton Ah ha!

“Some of Mr. Kennedy’s health issues were revealed in the 2012 deposition, which he gave during divorce proceedings from his second wife, Mary Richardson Kennedy. At the time, Mr. Kennedy was arguing that his earning power had been diminished by his cognitive struggles.”

Okanogen,
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@StillIRise1963
Vote for RFK, and 20% less brain.

rgulick,
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@StillIRise1963 No doubt it was Ivermectin that killed the worm. RFK's brain is now on its own, unmanaged.

StillIRise1963,
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@rgulick 🤣

danblondell,
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@StillIRise1963
This is the funniest thing maybe I’ve ever read

StillIRise1963,
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@danblondell I’m honestly sitting here completely perplexed. WTF is going on.

danblondell,
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@StillIRise1963
As parody, this would be Borowitz level of on the nose and too much.

StillIRise1963,
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@danblondell Totally. I’m still speechless after reading it. It’s a new low.

danblondell,
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@StillIRise1963 He fits right in with the other candidates. Makes sense that all the options for President are people whose lives are imminently falling apart. Appropriate!

StillIRise1963,
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@danblondell Nah. The one they tried to smear with being “old” is okay. The others are NUTS.

benroyce,
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@danblondell @StillIRise1963

and it's reality. it's far more absurd than any fiction

benroyce,
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@StillIRise1963

see now, if the worm were still alive you might expect it to steer its human body suit's mouth to articulate more sane positions

this how we confirm the worm is dead

Crispius,
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@benroyce @StillIRise1963
If it was a brain-eating worm it likely died of starvation.

StillIRise1963,
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@Crispius True. Not enough brain to live on.
@benroyce

qotca,
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@benroyce @StillIRise1963

"Your proposal is acceptable"

  • the Men in Black cockroach
benroyce,
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@qotca @StillIRise1963

I just saw RFK Jr. walking down the street

RFK Jr. in NYC

StillIRise1963,
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qotca,
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LinuxAndYarn,
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@benroyce @qotca @StillIRise1963

Doin' the Wackjob of Boston.

("Vaccines cause lycanthropy!")

qotca,
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@LinuxAndYarn @benroyce @StillIRise1963

There are 2 wolves and a worm 😄

gnate,
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@benroyce
That explains his latest speech excerpt, "SUGAR. IN WATER."
@qotca @StillIRise1963

StillIRise1963,
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@gnate 🤣 I keep hearing his wife’s voice.
@benroyce @qotca

StillIRise1963,
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@benroyce Or, maybe his brain worm is stupid. A dummy worm.

benroyce,
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@StillIRise1963

"i demand plutocrat political figures with competent brain worms!"

^^^
where we are as a country

Mallulady,
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@StillIRise1963 Tnx for the article.

StillIRise1963,
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@Mallulady Any time.

Uneek,
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@StillIRise1963 what else did they find?

StillIRise1963,
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@Uneek A lot of nothing, probably.

frankcat,
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@StillIRise1963 Priceless - you can’t make this stuff up - this is even better than shooting a pet puppy. At least it explains why he is probably still taking ivermectin (a worming medication) - you don’t want those little suckers coming back and feeding on what little grey matter you have left.

StillIRise1963,
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@frankcat This is all so damn insane. There’s no way we could ever tell this story in the future and do it justice.

Okanogen,
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@StillIRise1963
But wait, there's more!
Also? Mercury poisoning.....

StillIRise1963,
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@Okanogen Those damn tuna fish sandwiches are at it again!

Snowshadow,
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@StillIRise1963
And mercury poisoning!
What is going on...we are living in upsidedown absurd times.

StillIRise1963,
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@Snowshadow Wonder how many tuna fish sandwiches a day that takes.🤔

Snowshadow,
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@StillIRise1963
I was thinking the same. I like ...ermmm...used to like tuna.😬

StillIRise1963,
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@Snowshadow I’m going to eat one today just to be contrary.🤣

Snowshadow,
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@StillIRise1963 🤣 😂 🤣 I can see you doing exactly that!!🤣

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Okanogen,
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@StillIRise1963
This timeline is fucking bonkers.

StillIRise1963,
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@Okanogen Totally fucking insane. Clearly, the joke’s on us.

qotca,
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@StillIRise1963

TY for the GA, first of all, SECOND, wtf.

StillIRise1963,
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@qotca omg. I don’t know! WHAT is that?!

Kierkegaanks,
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@StillIRise1963 took one look and expired

StillIRise1963,
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@Kierkegaanks I don’t even know how to proceed.

rob,
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@StillIRise1963

That might explain some of the craziness.

I definitely don’t want a president who has or has had brain worms.

paulc,
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@rob @StillIRise1963 I would love to know more details. Does RFK Jr's family feel that he is a different person than he was? Us frontotemporal dementia (FTD) caregivers we have a say, if a person changes late in life think neurological instead of psychological.

paulc,
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@rob @StillIRise1963 The article doesn't mention where in the brain the dead worm was spotted. I suspect the frontolobes but I have no evidence, just a vibe.

StillIRise1963,
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@paulc Yep. The frontal lobe is now the worm cemetery.
.@rob

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@StillIRise1963

I had to do a double take to make sure this wasn't the Onion

StillIRise1963,
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@emmreef Right! Wtf.

benroyce,
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@emmreef @StillIRise1963

The Onion is dead. satire is dead

the reality we live in is far more absurd than any comedy writers pool could devise

capnthommo,
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@benroyce @emmreef @StillIRise1963 fiction or satire - you'd never find anyone willing to commission the current reality. They'd not even green light a pilot.

StillIRise1963,
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@capnthommo Never. This script would be thrown in the garbage.
@benroyce @emmreef

Mallulady,
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@benroyce @emmreef @StillIRise1963 The Onion has a new owner and the buyer’s name reads like it’s straight from one of the site’s articles.
Chicago-based firm Global Tetrahedron — which shares a name with a mock corporation that served as a long-running gag on the satirical news site and was featured in its staffers’ 1999 book “Our Dumb Century”— has purchased The Onion.

StillIRise1963,
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@Mallulady I’m excited about this. They’re going to take a hands off approach and I’m psyched to see the results.
@benroyce @emmreef

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