elilla,
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Jesus holidays in Germany.

  • Jesus born day
  • Jesus born day plus one
  • Jesus born day with error bars
  • Jesus gets gifts day*
  • Jesus gets tortured by cops day
  • Jesus respawns day*
  • Jesus respawns day plus one
  • Jesus possession day*
  • Jesus possession day plus one
  • Jesus cannibalism day*
  • Jesus flies day
  • Jesus' mom flies day*
  • Jesus' classroom day*

(days marked with an asterisk are public holidays only in certain areas of Germany)

elilla,
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then Germans who have all these days not working because Jesus complain when Muslims ask if they can do home office in Ramadan to avoid passing out.

(true story)

veronica,
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@elilla We also have "Jesus will be born tomorrow day" here in Norway. It's the main day actually.

It's officially a half work day, but many places gives the whole day off.

grrrr_shark,
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@elilla Ah, you're dragging me back into the Bavarian calendar XD

grrrr_shark,
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@elilla Also, I am totally modifying our home calendar with these new and appropriate dates

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