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elilla

@elilla@transmom.love

Latina trans girl immigrant, corrupting Germany with hormones, easy sex, and talking to strangers. Travesti milf big boob futa gf. Silly airhead bimbo who believes in horoscope and gnomes, very harmless, not involved in any sort of antifa actions whatsoever

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surely one of the German words

elilla, to random
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back when I was doing my masters' I found it very hard to begin or to put anything on the page. but it's also very easy for me to infodump on my topics, for hours if allowed.

so a girlfriend from college helped me in this way: she offered herself as an attentive listener, and I recorded myself explaining the whole concept, proposal, literature I had read etc. to her. Then the contract was, I would transcribe the entire audio as-is onto the text, no editing. only then I was allowed to format, reorganise, add references etc.

less than a hour of talking gave me the whole skeleton for my thesis, breaking the blank page paralysis and letting me concentrate on the experiment itself.

elilla, to random
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I didn't post this photo of my NixOS having some sort of existential ontology breakdown

elilla, to random
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Jesus holidays in Germany.

  • Jesus born day
  • Jesus born day plus one
  • Jesus born day with error bars
  • Jesus gets gifts day*
  • Jesus gets tortured by cops day
  • Jesus respawns day*
  • Jesus respawns day plus one
  • Jesus possession day*
  • Jesus possession day plus one
  • Jesus cannibalism day*
  • Jesus flies day
  • Jesus' mom flies day*
  • Jesus' classroom day*

(days marked with an asterisk are public holidays only in certain areas of Germany)

elilla,
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then Germans who have all these days not working because Jesus complain when Muslims ask if they can do home office in Ramadan to avoid passing out.

(true story)

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elilla, to random
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is anyone in my audience into amateur radio. especially located in Germany or Europe

elilla, to random
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> A new national survey conducted by The Ohio State University Wexner Medical Center finds a broad majority of parents experience isolation, loneliness and burnout from the demands of parenthood, with many feeling a lack of support in fulfilling that role.

> The survey of parents conducted this month found:

> * About two-thirds (66%) felt the demands of parenthood sometimes or frequently feel isolating and lonely.

  • About 62% feel burned out by their responsibilities as a parent.
  • Nearly 2 in 5 (38%) feel they have no one to support them in their parenting role.
  • Nearly 4 in 5 (79%) would value a way to connect with other parents outside of work and home.

https://nursing.osu.edu/news/2024/05/01/new-survey-finds-loneliness-epidemic-runs-deep-among-parents

elilla, to random
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huh I have slept a reasonable number of hours, had no trouble getting off the bed, and finished watering my plants and making coffee well before work time. who am I and what have I done with the real me

elilla,
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I wonder what could have caused this improvement over the past few months, she says, sitting in the pleasant sunlight in a bright warm room listening to the happy birds singing in the fresh greenery

elilla,
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@jens yes but on most nights the past week I have slept like 3h. it's not really a matter of age but chronic insomnia. I don't think I ever slept more than 7 hours or so. or it was so long ago I can't remember it.

elilla,
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@jens what I mean is, it's not that this night I slept less than normal. it's that this night I slept much more than normal, which for me is a big win.

(and it also means I can do things in the morning, because I'm actually rested. since normally I only sleep a few hours, I wake up tired and can't get up. the timing of waking up doesn't change, only how functional I am. it is impossible for me to wake up later than 6~7ish, no matter if I slept at 4 or at 23.)

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omg i just woke up and it’s the funniest thing ever
have you guys heard of rabbit r1, the new “teenage engineering” ai device of the “future”
people cracked it, turns out it’s just a cheap android 13 device running a system flutter app

The Rabbit app running on an Android phone

elilla,
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@blobcat

CEO:

> rabbit r1 is not an Android app... rabbit OS and LAM run on the cloud with very bespoke AOSP and lower level firmware modifications, therefore a local bootleg APK without the proper OS and Cloud endpoints won’t be able to access our service.

"it is not an Android app because if you try to run the APK on any Android that's not our proprietary Android gizmo, we'll block you"

elilla, to random
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due to lack of philosophical education, STEM fans don't know that you can use science, hard data and logic to convince yourself of anything whatsoever.

I'm thinking of how they could have chosen to believe anything—UFOs, reincarnation, law of attraction, orgasm therapy—but instead the rationalists chose to believe in pulp sci-fi machine gods and racism

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Rei: I don't eat meat.
Shinji: Then what about some misoshiru? (nikoniko)

Ayanami no it's a trap! that still has fish in it!!

elilla,
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one of the reasons that made me give up living in Japan is how surprisingly difficult it is to get vegan food, especially in the Japan I like the most (mountain villages in Iwate, the Tsugaru strait, Akiyama-gõ etc.).

to make matters worse, all those kind and sweet old people are very proud of their food culture and want to offer you all sorts of locally produced cuisine, and even if you refuse the seafood everything that's savoury has bonito in it and everything that's sweet and modern (not wagashi) has milk in it, and there's no way to explain why you don't eat animals without breaking their hearts. despite the Buddhist vegetarian tradition, if you ever get intimate enough to explain "vegan for the animals", it comes off as foreing criticism of lifestyles.

there are of course Japanese vegans and the kind of stuff you can get in vegan haunts in a big city is mind-bogglingly awesome, Japanese cuisine is almost scary in how good it is. but it's different than going into a Lawson and there's a million snacks and none of them are plant-based, and it doesn't soften the difficulty socially integrating with the food culture.

then you add all the times I had to make up some excuse to refuse an invitation for onsen, despite invitations for onsen being a great way of bonding and despite my love for onsen, because I'm not fit for onsen on tattoo grounds alone, nevermind doing public nudity with a trans body... there's even a videogame about it, it's kind of a whole thing.

I still miss Japan a lot (｡ﾉω＼｡)

elilla, to random
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every day it gets worse

elilla, to random
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ah, endlich. ich hasse es, wenn meine Haferflocken voll mit Bio sind

elilla, to random
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my kid did a comic about a thing that happened! gaze upon the Eisner-award-grade, 100% amazing comic my kid did! pretty great self-caricature there too, capture her own vibe perfectly.

if you have a tumbler you can follow her art on @anura@tumblr.com

The kid notices the heart thing, which turns out to be a loose baloon, with an image of two figures holding hands in it. The ballon hovers, then moves in the air a little. Suddenly it goes "pop!", breaking the heart in two. The kid considers the popped heart, hands in her jacket. She looks around, then the other way. A large-font text notes: "Absolutely no one in sight." Rain hits the tram tracks in the empty street.

elilla, to random
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if 16-year-old me knew that as an adult I'd be watching Evangelion with German subtitles and nitpicking on where they don't quite match the Japanese she'd be.... ähm very unsurprised I guess. about the only thing about current me that would be unsurprising

elilla, to random
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spraying the Tillandsia usneoides until the colour changes to green is satisfying in a "powerwash simulator" kind of way

Me spraying T. usneoides (an air plant that looks like a tangle of whiteish-green strands) until they gradually change to moist green, kinda like orchid roots.

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USA folk: 4/20 haha lol funny date
me (antifa hooligan in Europe) 20. April you said :blobcatglaredrink:

elilla, to random
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got used to distinguishing the pigeons from the tits by the sound of their wings. compared to the rock pigeons from the city, the wood pigeons we get in the balcony are quite shy

elilla,
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update: I am not good at judging bird sizes by flap sound, turns out

elilla,
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now they're singing in the balcony. they must be horny :blobcatlove:

elilla,
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they're really getting less afraid huh. I was right on the sofa dealing with German bureaucracy, he just passed over me

The tit flying on my living room over the plants.

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