onelson,
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It's time. I'm getting sweaty for "fitness night."

onelson,
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"All butts are beautiful"

onelson, (edited )
@onelson@mastodon.social avatar

It's not rolling just yet, but

Death Spa (1988)

I haven't seen this one. Can't wait.

onelson,
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Here come the Drive-in Totals.

onelson,
@onelson@mastodon.social avatar

Seductive asparagus spear nibbling.

onelson,
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Only three stars, Joe Bob??

onelson,
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Oh, shit. The title of the movie is in the signage for this gym/spa.

onelson,
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Ken Foree!!

angelus_04,
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@onelson First film I ever saw him in was Dawn of the Dead great actor

onelson,
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@angelus_04 same, same

onelson,
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Not sure what to make of that coffee cup.

onelson,
@onelson@mastodon.social avatar

The computer? Wait, is this just Chopping Mall, but in a gym?

onelson,
@onelson@mastodon.social avatar

Hacking.

onelson,
@onelson@mastodon.social avatar

I wonder if the computer loosened deez nuts

onelson,
@onelson@mastodon.social avatar

Just what this spa needs: clowns??

onelson,
@onelson@mastodon.social avatar

The delayed slasher problem! Just like Slaughterhouse (1987)

onelson,
@onelson@mastodon.social avatar

This is an all-time great Joe Bob segment, I think.

onelson,
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This is sending me. Holy shit.

onelson,
@onelson@mastodon.social avatar

I have no idea what "I'm Beta, you're VHS" even means.

kamikat,
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@onelson I think he's telling her he likes dudes.

onelson,
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@kamikat snails or oysters but for the 80s. Got it.

onelson,
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See ya

onelson,
@onelson@mastodon.social avatar

That was a very long, like too long, holding of the frame on that kill.

onelson,
@onelson@mastodon.social avatar

This computer is like MOTHER from Alien. So cool.

> CREW EXPENDABLE

onelson,
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Gettin' ripped at the drive-in

onelson,
@onelson@mastodon.social avatar

Excuse me what

onelson,
@onelson@mastodon.social avatar

I was expecting Freddy to pop out and stab her, but no.

onelson,
@onelson@mastodon.social avatar

This blind woman is doing a great job of getting around by herself, but I'm still surprised people aren't offering to help her navigate or whatever.

"Please come into my home" and he just walks away? Up the stairs??

onelson,
@onelson@mastodon.social avatar

I thought the same thing, JB. How recognizable can ashes be?

onelson,
@onelson@mastodon.social avatar

I would say Ken Foree is regularly "wasted" except for the fact he strikes me as a dude who just loves to be on set, shooting film. I think he'd be up for anything, mostly.

onelson,
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Snackin on triscuit

onelson,
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"What's wrong?"

"Saw a parapsychologist today..."

cut to a completely different scene

onelson,
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Okay, this is some goofy fulci-esque shit right here. This is the house by the cemetery or something.

onelson,
@onelson@mastodon.social avatar

It's just a wrist watch. I was worried the computer ghost planted a bomb.

onelson,
@onelson@mastodon.social avatar

Jinkies. That's all she wrote, Scoob.

onelson,
@onelson@mastodon.social avatar

This movie got more subplots than Twin Peaks.

onelson,
@onelson@mastodon.social avatar

If I'm honest, I expected the shorts in this movie to be shorter.

onelson,
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Knocking on a door, with 2 cops next to me, and there's no answer.

"I'm gonna break in"

Wow dude.

onelson,
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Costume party at the gym?

Uh

onelson,
@onelson@mastodon.social avatar

Nice arms

KentuckyConjurer,
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@onelson

😂 When you've got no game and have to compliment her on something. LOL

onelson,
@onelson@mastodon.social avatar

I sort of wondered if they were going to rip off Terror Train or whatever that one was where the killer kept stealing people's costumes after killing them, but nah.

onelson,
@onelson@mastodon.social avatar

Okay, that got me. I was just thinking, "huh that's a weird way to kiss" and then BAM. The whole face go pop.

onelson,
@onelson@mastodon.social avatar

What. Is. Happening???

onelson,
@onelson@mastodon.social avatar

And now??? A fish??

onelson,
@onelson@mastodon.social avatar

I should never have questioned "three stars; joe bob says: check it out"

cinn48,
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@onelson three feels generous

onelson,
@onelson@mastodon.social avatar

@cinn48 at this point, yeah

onelson,
@onelson@mastodon.social avatar

Unload your clip in that corpse's head.

onelson,
@onelson@mastodon.social avatar

Wow. Not only closing with a freeze frame, but a freeze frame and fade to black.

onelson,
@onelson@mastodon.social avatar

"Free your mind and your ass will follow"

~ Joe Bob Briggs

See y'all again in a couple weeks 🤣

KentuckyConjurer,
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@onelson

The ending is like Psycho, Carrie, The Jerk...."He hates these bottles!"

KentuckyConjurer,
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@onelson

It would have taken Jessica Fletcher about 20 minutes to figure this one out.

jasonp,
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@onelson well now just wanna watch Manhunter

onelson,
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@jasonp that's a good call.

jasonp,
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@onelson another classic that's hard to find streaming, I should check the physical media situation

onelson,
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@jasonp I have a copy on Amazon, but yeah.

onikaze,
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@onelson turning to dust as I read this

onelson,
@onelson@mastodon.social avatar

@onikaze I mean, look. I'm in my 40s, and I know what these are, but the way it came up in the movie just was very unclear.

jasonp,
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@onelson typical VHS point of view

onelson,
@onelson@mastodon.social avatar

@jasonp I mean

KentuckyConjurer,
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@onelson

So way back in little ol' rural KY in the 80s, VHS was starting to get affordable and all the neighbors were talking about buying VHS players but one guy who had more money than everyone else wanted all the families to get Beta so we could swap movies. Everyone got VHS and only one other person got Beta. So those two fams would swap movies for about a year until they, too, bought VHS.

jasonp,
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@onelson That's ... quite a poster.

onelson,
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@jasonp it's really something

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