Skepticat,
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You don't say...

Neuralink disclosed that their device has experienced a malfunction.

Parts of the brain implant have broken loose and are floating around inside the test subject's brain.
https://arstechnica.com/science/2024/05/elon-musks-neuralink-reports-trouble-with-first-human-brain-chip/

samhainnight,
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@Skepticat 😱😱😱

pgcd,
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@Skepticat "many test subjects may die, but that's a sacrifice I'm willing to make"

Skepticat,
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@pgcd Yes! Monstrous!!!

jasonsando,
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@Skepticat My God man, drilling holes in his head is not the answer!

bitcodavid,
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@Skepticat Elon's brain-chip dude gets into a self-driving Tesla and says, "Siri, take me to work." Unfortunately, a clatch of Putin election hackers have taken control of the Tesla, and the dude just killed 37 8-year-olds at a school in Minnesota.

ChrisHolladay,
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@Skepticat
Too bad Elon wasn't the first moron to volunteer .
I bet there's a paperback book of NDAs ,right to sue,and malpractice restrictions for that patient

Skepticat,
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@ChrisHolladay
It's completely experimental and what the patient signed up for.
What's really a shame is the FDA giving approval.
It's like Musk playing Frankenstein.

connel,
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@Skepticat shame on government's even giving him a license to do this stuff.

Skepticat,
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@connel it's truly unbelievable.

Mary625,
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@Skepticat

So, it was RFK Jr's worm?

JaneImber,
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@Skepticat From the guy who promotes anti vax posts. Don't use this treatment developed during the revolutionary War, but do let us put a chip in your brain. SMH #MuskRat

StillIRise1963,
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@Skepticat Shocking. NOT.

anne_twain,
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@StillIRise1963 @Skepticat It's a robotic brain worm lol.

StillIRise1963,
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