ChrisHolladay

ChrisHolladay, 6 hours ago to Cats

Scritches Dad??
#cats
#catsofmastodon
#catsoffediverse

Dallas in scritchtime
Dallas back to normal

GottaLaff, 7 hours ago to comics

Just…. Go.

#Trump #Doonesbury #comics

https://www.gocomics.com/doonesbury/2024/05/12

GottaLaff, 1 day ago to random

Fun Fact: The USPS doesn't forward mail to Canada.

GottaLaff, 1 day ago to random

Huh. Imagine that.

👀
IRS Audit of #Trump Could Cost Former President More Than $100 Million

The tax agency concluded in its long-running investigation that Trump effectively claimed the same massive write-off twice on his failed Chicago tower. https://www.propublica.org/article/trump-irs-audit-chicago-hotel-taxes

Skepticat, 1 day ago to random

You don't say...

Neuralink disclosed that their device has experienced a malfunction.

Parts of the brain implant have broken loose and are floating around inside the test subject's brain.
https://arstechnica.com/science/2024/05/elon-musks-neuralink-reports-trouble-with-first-human-brain-chip/

flexghost, 1 day ago to random

Word.

ما في يد وحدة بتدق

Where are all the Hillary was right people now? She's spitting facts...just like all the other facts you choose to ignore for your narrative

ChrisHolladay, 2 days ago to Cats

Uh oh busted !!
#cats
#CatsOfMastodon
#CatsOfFediverse

GottaLaff, 2 days ago to random

Via Pagliery:

We wrapped up the day with some news.

The hush money trial now features... yet another hush money deal.

Prosecutors say Allen Weisselberg is getting $750k this year to keep quiet about his former boss. #TrumpTrial

flexghost, 2 days ago to random

"WHOAAA we're halfway there...!"

GottaLaff, 2 days ago to random

Word-slaw.

#Trump: The case is not about all of the other stuff you’ve been seeing because we’re using that to attempt, it’s had no impact because it’s so old, attempt to do something to me politically

GottaLaff, 2 days ago to random

Biden administration won’t conclude Israel violated terms of US weapons agreement, AP sources say

https://apnews.com/article/us-israel-gaza-war-nsm-international-law-c83b6f39ce2799e5d2c473a337e2f857?taid=663e4a81a33af10001442295&utm_campaign=TrueAnthem&utm_medium=AP&utm_source=Twitter

flexghost, 2 days ago to random

So...I thought refusing a moral test was the foundation of running as a Republican

flexghost, 2 days ago to random

Matt Gaetz flipped.

If that’s not the case then this is too depressing to think about.

GottaLaff, 2 days ago to Virginia

🤦🏻‍♀️WTF

School board members in #Virginia’s Shenandoah County voted early Friday to restore the names of two schools that previously honored Confederate leaders – four years after those names had been removed.

https://www.cnn.com/2024/05/09/us/shenandoah-county-confederate-school-names-reaj?cid=ios_app

flexghost, 3 days ago to random

Auntie Flex,

What’s the most American headline you’ve read this week?

GottaLaff, 3 days ago to legal

NEW #TrumpTrial 🧵 starts HERE. #Trump #legal

Please remember I don’t reply while live-posting. Plz use NFL (Not For Laffy, but no hashtag) so I can ignore those replies.

1/

McB:

...At 2:14 p.m., Trump walks in, entourage in tow.

Boris Epshteyn just handed a piece of paper with a photo on it to Kaitlan Collins.

I thought he maybe said "Conway" to her, but I'm not exactly sure.

GottaLaff, 3 days ago to legal

#TrumpTrial starts HERE. #Trump #legal
Please remember I don’t reply while live-posting. Plz use NFL (Not For Laffy, but no hashtag) so I can ignore those replies.

1/… Bower:

Trump enters the courtroom. Before arriving, he lingered for a moment in the doorway, talking to his lawyers, Emile Bove and Todd Blanche. He had a piece of paper in his hand, which he waved around as he spoke.

Wait for it….

GottaLaff, 3 days ago to random

Barron #Trump named delegate for Florida at Republican National Convention - UPI.com https://www.upi.com/Top_News/US/2024/05/09/Barron-Trump-delegate-Florida-Republicans/7221715257682/

Sherifazuhur, 3 days ago to saudi

Neom: Saudi forces 'told to kill’ to clear land for eco-city @saudi

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-middle-east-68945445

GottaLaff, 3 days ago to Israel

President #Biden said for the first time Wednesday he would halt shipments of American weapons to #Israel – which he acknowledged have been used to kill civilians in #Gaza – if Prime Minister Benjamin #Netanyahu orders a major invasion of the city of Rafah.

https://www.cnn.com/2024/05/08/politics/joe-biden-interview-cnntv?cid=ios_app

Skepticat, 4 days ago to random

What?!?
Which one do you see?
Anybody else see Scooby-Doo?