Unixbigot, “What the hell is THAT thing?”
“They call it a carriage. It, uh, carries stuff”
“Looks like somebody bolted two bicycles together and slung a platform between them”
“Basically yeah”
“FUCK IT’S LOUD”
“Propelled by exploding aerosolized hydrocarbons, would you believe it?”
“What’s it doing on the street?”
“Some techbro startup makes ‘em. Reckons there’s no law says they can’t”
“We’ll see about that. Those things could kill people!”
