monsoonrains, Recruiter: "This cover letter is very good, but I think we should leave out this part near the end."
Me: "Which part?"
Recruiter: "The part where you say you 'need two separate sessions of 80 minute, uninterrupted dump time during each workday'."
Me: "Is that too much to ask?"
Recruiter: "Yes!"
Me: "Bowel health is important."
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