kellogh,
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just had a conversation with my neighbor — he’s wearing an NRA tshirt and explaining that the pistol he has strapped to his hip is for shooting copperheads. And also he’s concerned that we leave our garage open too much and that copperheads might get in

doak,
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@kellogh No Reptiles Allowed

kellogh,
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@doak i’ll allow reptiles if they keep the attack turkeys away

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  • kellogh,
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    @jimfl well yeah, ofc that’s what i’m talking about. those SNAKES STOLE MY WIRING. i had to use my turkey stick to chase them away!

    kellogh,
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    i’m probably just some hippy to him, but it doesn’t seem like guns are a great solution for snakes. copperheads are docile creatures, just use a turkey stick (everyone has one, right??) to nudge it off into the trees

    tribaal,
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    @kellogh "my neighbor is some hippie liberal who doesn't even have a single copperhead gun! I didn't bother to ask him about the coyote rifles..." - him, probably

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