jacqueline,
@jacqueline@chaos.social avatar

i continue to be fascinated by youtube ads for ‘google ai’. every use case they show off is like totally bizarre

jacqueline,
@jacqueline@chaos.social avatar

my dog jumped into the air to catch something but not like super high. with google ai i can photoshop it to make the jump look higher then send it to my friends. i’m normal this is a normal thing to do.

jacqueline,
@jacqueline@chaos.social avatar

i saw a fashion influencer post a video where they show off a cool new jacket. they proclaim “you’ll never find it!”, but with a google reverse image search i easily find it.

people are always making videos where they show off their fits but pointedly refuse to say where they got anything! it’s so common!

jacqueline,
@jacqueline@chaos.social avatar

i’m making a cocktail and i have a little kitchen blowtorch but i don’t really know what role it plays in making a cocktail. i will take a picture of it and google the picture + “how to use”. this will assuredly work and give me relevant and useful information.

f4grx,
@f4grx@chaos.social avatar

@jacqueline don't forget the elmer glue

jacqueline,
@jacqueline@chaos.social avatar

i think they’re all so odd bc they’re not like… high concept, inspirational ads. they’re simple ‘look what our product can do!’ ads. but seemingly produced by people lacking the most basic understanding of what people might use the product for?

jacqueline,
@jacqueline@chaos.social avatar

one of them is a guy watching a streamer, and the streamer has a really cool headset. our hero would like to have the same headset. so he takes a picture of the streamer on his monitor, circles the headset, and the finds shopping results for it with google ai

wouldn't you just ask the streamer tho??? it would be easier, and also you would get to find out if they think it's actually good

gadgetoid,
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@jacqueline it sounds suspiciously like these adverts are produced by AI… has anyone actually done a wellness check on the Google offices lately?

jacqueline,
@jacqueline@chaos.social avatar

@gadgetoid the concepts do have a bit of that vibe, yeah.

teajaygrey,
@teajaygrey@rap.social avatar

@jacqueline parasocial marketing as a service?

No one needs that.

Well, except those who profit from advertising.

Namely, Alphabet Inc./Google/YouTube and others who are sucking Satan's Cock in advertising and marketing I guess?

jacqueline,
@jacqueline@chaos.social avatar

@teajaygrey i would love to suck satan's cock he sounds like a great hang tbh

artemist,
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@jacqueline famously, everyone likes watching streamers because streamers never look at chat or interact with their fans at all

jacqueline,
@jacqueline@chaos.social avatar

@artemist i would HATE to ask a streamer a question people HATE to do it

H4ndy,
@H4ndy@chaos.social avatar

@jacqueline depending on the size of their viewership it may just be impossible to get an answer from the streamer without donating to get an on-stream alert

morgant,
@morgant@mastodon.social avatar

@jacqueline And most streamers list that shit in their setup/gear list in their bio because they get asked aaaaallllllllll the time otherwise. How much lazier can we get?!

gsuberland,
@gsuberland@chaos.social avatar

@morgant @jacqueline heck even I have it in my stream info because it's easier than being asked. and I mostly just DJ.

jonkimbel,
@jonkimbel@mas.to avatar

@jacqueline only use case I've found for generative ai image input is "write a craigslist listing for this thing"

jacqueline,
@jacqueline@chaos.social avatar

@jonkimbel if craigslist is anything like gumtree, then i imagine you could do the same thing with a madlib

deshipu,
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@jacqueline I see that a lot with robotics and iot. We literally have a robotics revolution now, because someone figured out that having your room vacuumed badly by a randomly moving noisy thing is something some people could find useful. It now spilled to lawn mowers and warehouse logistics, just like the steam engine spilled from pumping water in a coal mine to Jacquard looms once it became more polished. Finding that first use case where the thing is useful despite being very bad is hard.

jacqueline,
@jacqueline@chaos.social avatar

@deshipu harder still when the technology you're working with is just fundamentally not very good

deshipu,
@deshipu@fosstodon.org avatar

@jacqueline It can become better if it finds its niche, but it's a rare thing, and it's hard to tell up front if it will happen or not.

Steam engines were bad initially. Electricity was very bad at first. Radio was ridiculously bad. Semiconductors were bad. Computers were embarrassingly bad and fiddly (no change there so far). Photography was pathetic.

On the other hand there are so many technologies that never found their niche. We don't eat radioactive chocolate anymore, or use lead makeup.

f4grx,
@f4grx@chaos.social avatar

@jacqueline also people lacking the most basic understanding of how to use the internet it seems hahaha

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