heiglandreas,
@heiglandreas@phpc.social avatar

I think I just found a new adventure.

Guilt as a service

Hire me when you need someone to blame.

Attractive rates and conditions!

After all: "when you know whom to blame you can concentrate on the fix!"

🙈

Jan0707,

@heiglandreas
S(G)aaS!

Scapegoat as a Service! 🐐

shudder,
@shudder@phpc.social avatar

@heiglandreas "Scape G.O.A.T, where all the greatest fall... for a price"

heiglandreas,
@heiglandreas@phpc.social avatar

@shudder I was just thinking for a good catch phrase and came up with "Scapegoat as a service" seconds before your answer.... 🤣

heiglandreas,
@heiglandreas@phpc.social avatar

😂

Actually the concept isn't new...

https://de.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sitzredakteur

Especially during the Weimar Republic german newspapers mentiond a responsible editor whose sole purpose was to sit in jail for whatever charges people had against the newspaper.... The "sitting editor"....

SenseException,
@SenseException@phpc.social avatar

@heiglandreas There goes the thought that this was a new and innovative idea. 😞

BTW, that's also Barney's PLEASE in How I met your Mother as far as I remember.

heiglandreas,
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@SenseException I doubt that by now ANY idea hasn't been already thought of....

SenseException,
@SenseException@phpc.social avatar

@heiglandreas Just as the Mechanical Turk was the first AI idea and was celebrated as AI, but was just something else. 😄

The difference is that the "A" didn't fit back then while it's the "I" that doesn't fit today.

heiglandreas,
@heiglandreas@phpc.social avatar

@SenseException As we today don't even know what I is, that's going to be a challenge anyhow.

After all we do have intelligence tests but by now aren't even sure whether what they test is actually "intelligence" or just one part of a wider phenomenon....

But thT is a totally differetn topic

SenseException,
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@heiglandreas True. That's what makes it harder to find intelligence on or beyond Earth.

SenseException,
@SenseException@phpc.social avatar

@heiglandreas Sorry, but we already have politicians.

heiglandreas,
@heiglandreas@phpc.social avatar

@SenseException They might be the ones to blame, but they don't take the guilt. That's the genuine difference between politicians and this service!

I do offer special ans for politicians so that they can delegate the blame...

SenseException,
@SenseException@phpc.social avatar

@heiglandreas Your toot can be read that this service delivers people you can blame for something or everything.

It's your fault that this can be easily misunderstood!

(Call me if you need names of someone you can blame. My BaaS service is cheaper than Andreas')

heiglandreas,
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@SenseException I know that it's my fault and I am really sorry about it and take full responsibility!

rskuipers,
@rskuipers@phpc.social avatar

@heiglandreas is this programming related only or life in general?

heiglandreas,
@heiglandreas@phpc.social avatar

@rskuipers Depends on the selected plan... 🤣

But for you I'd say Life in general...

rskuipers,
@rskuipers@phpc.social avatar

@heiglandreas ❤️

kboyd,
@kboyd@phpc.social avatar

@heiglandreas Do you offer some kind of trial period, like guilt-free cancellation for up to 14 days?

heiglandreas,
@heiglandreas@phpc.social avatar

@kboyd If it doesn't work out you can blame me. No need to feel guilty. You got me, after all 😂

jaapio,
@jaapio@phpc.social avatar

@heiglandreas thanks, from now on I will blame you😄

heiglandreas,
@heiglandreas@phpc.social avatar

@jaapio As long as you pay your monthly fee, that's what it is all about 🤣

jaapio,
@jaapio@phpc.social avatar

@heiglandreas first blame for this month... I'm out of money 😁

heiglandreas,
@heiglandreas@phpc.social avatar

@jaapio I am really, sincerely and genuinely sorry about that and take full responsibility.

Now that that is solved: What options are there to fix that?

jaapio,
@jaapio@phpc.social avatar

@heiglandreas the man has a mission! Wauw I didn't expect that

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