Throw_away_migrator, I regret clicking into the comments to find the answer
myusernameis, Well this discussion certainly ruined my love of The Lion King.
MonkderDritte,
Zerush, (edited ) To understand it better how is the aspect of the clitoris of a female Hyena, as said, they give birth through a penis. Certainly hardcore.
spittingimage, Why cut off the last few panels of the comic?
my_hat_stinks, Nothing is cut off? The only thing missing is one bonus panel.
spittingimage, Oh, I always thought that was part of the comic.
notsure, ummm, no
perishthethought, Awww, pugger
GrymEdm, It’s one of my go-to arguments against intelligent design.
protist, Bed bug mating practices are probably up there too
OsrsNeedsF2P, (edited ) en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Traumatic_insemination
Yea wth
The process is detrimental to the female’s health. It creates an open wound which impairs the female until it heals, and is susceptible to infection. The injection of sperm and ejaculatory fluids into the hemocoel can also trigger an immune reaction in the female. Bed bugs, which reproduce solely by traumatic insemination, have evolved a pair of sperm-receptacles, known as the spermalege. It has been suggested that the spermalege reduces the direct damage to the female bed bug during traumatic insemination
Yep I’m out before one of you furries makes a cartoon out of this.
Shadowedcross, That, or God’s an arsehole, which all things considered…
GrymEdm, “Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent.
Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent.
Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?”
― Epicurus
blindbunny, That’s a fire quote
Muscar, And the polar opposite of that is anyone over 12 years old using “fire” like you’ve done. Please fucking stop.
flicker, We try not to do that kind of bullying on most of the fediverse.
UnRelatedBurner, fire fediverse 🔥🔥
I’m sorry, I had to.
Snowpix, Why does this upset you so badly? Priorities, man. Priorities.
TopRamenBinLaden, (edited ) This comment is not very fire.
DragonTypeWyvern, Here’s another:
I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Isiah 45:7
In the land of intellectual adulting, however, people who know their history know the cult of YHWY, originally a single god from what was the Canaanite pantheon, clear evidence of which is still present in even the Old Testament, subsumed the mythological roles of protector and catastrophe, hero and villain, creator and destroyer in its path to monotheism.
ICastFist, From what i’ve saw from videos on religious archaeology, the “definitive” yaweh is an amalgamation of 2 or 3 gods into one, which explains why his personality varies wildly from text to text. Vengeful asshole here, incompetent god of war against iron chariots, all loving elsewhere
ininewcrow, Or God is a ten year old who is playing around with a world generating machine and has since forgot about us.
We’re just one of the thousands of world saves he placed on a memory card and threw into the closet and forgot about.
henfredemars, To be fair, if you look at the pale blue dot imagery, it really captures how difficult it would be to find us looking down in the universal sandbox. We might have simply been overlooked.
ininewcrow, Overlooked? … in that scenario, we’re just an unknown accident … it’s like that tiny piece of mold at the bottom of the sink drain
ICastFist, Fucking zoom-in limitation and broken notification system
buttwater, I shouldn’t have googled it
AFKBRBChocolate, For those curious, from Wikipedia:
Giving birth is difficult for female hyenas, as the females give birth through their narrow clitoris, and spotted hyena cubs are the largest carnivoran young relative to their mothers’ weight. During parturition, the clitoris ruptures to facilitate the passage of the young, and may take weeks to heal.
FuglyDuck, Eve: “So, what’s she do to piss off god?”
Serpent: “you don’t even wanna know.”Eh the Christian god really is an asshole,
cm0002, “imTeLLiGENt DeSIgN”
FuglyDuck, I’m with the other person… if it was intelligent design… it was some world creation game and we’re in a speed run save.
Icalasari, Or we have the equivalent of some Spore player who likes to make fucked up creatures for the sake of it
AppleTea, assume infinite time and n number of ants: eventually Langton’s ants will highway-draw the post on your screen
sukhmel, It is incorrect, but the amount of possibilities is indeed very great
AppleTea, wot if they’re running on hexagons rather than squares? HM? Or 3D dodecahedrons?..wait do those tile?
littlebluespark, Abrahamic* to be precise. They’re all the same asshole, just different names. (And, even that was listed from earlier cultures’ traditions, FFS. Lazy, unoriginal, and fucking stupid? That tracks for religion all around, really.)
FuglyDuck, I love how the gen 1 creation story basically reads like schoolboys one upping their friends about how great their dad is.
“Yeah. Well, my god made the world and everything in it! and he took a nap on. The seventh day!!!”
littlebluespark, Swap out “schoolboys” with “old fear-mongering pervs”, and you’re even closer to the historical truth.
FuglyDuck, well, they were old fearmongering pervs, no doubt.
I was just referring to the simple fact that the creation account was a cloned copy of all the others… just wit that squeaky “Yeah well my dad’s twice the fireman your dad is” vibe. Sad they used their supposed power of their god to justify rampant invasions and genocide. (which they failed at the genocide because they were too busy raping…)
littlebluespark, They didn’t fail at genocide. That’s not an absolute, it’s a process. They may’ve failed at outright extinction most often (though some scattered empires of old would point out that they were destroyed by religion), but genocide is an inalienable aspect of every single religion known to mankind. Right up there with molesting children and blatantly plagiarizing “sacred” text whole cloth from other grifter “holy” men.
FuglyDuck, They failed the first time around (“invasion” of the Canaanite lands, where they were told to genocide their neighbors.)
littlebluespark, “They” aren’t anywhere near the first, mind you, and again: genocide describes a series of actions, not just the culmination (unlike “extinction”, as I said).
ICastFist, Fun fact, there’s a metaphorical dick-measuring contest in the bible, 1 Kings 18, 21 onwards (had to google it). Basically, Elijah wanted to prove GAHD was greater than Baal. Long story short, GAHD proved HE could light firewood that’s been dumped with water 4 times, while Baal was busy ignoring his followers from dawn to midday.
pete_the_cat, WTF?
HEXN3T, Hyenas got shafted. And, shafted.
AFKBRBChocolate, Hey, the cartoon dog did warn us.
SpeakinTelnet, (edited ) Hyenas are matriarchals and they fucking deserve it.
Edit: They deserve their social position, not being ripped apart if that wasn’t clear
Glifted, The original message and the explanation were a rollercoaster for me. Not going to lie
Lesrid, (edited ) Interesting how colloquially connotatively “earn it” is more positive than “deserve it”
SpeakinTelnet, I debated between the edit and “earn it” but I figured at this point the edit would be better.
flicker, I think I got whiplash.
illi, It absolutely wasn’t clear lol
Kolanaki, I uh… I was expecting it to be something like they eat a percentage of their own babies or something. Fuck that. Sounds like it would feel like giving birth through a penis.
AFKBRBChocolate, It sounds very much like that. Maybe worse.
Rai, Fun fact: Female hyenas have a pseudopenis that prolapses into a dick that they rape their brothers with when they’re young
charlytune, I don’t feel like I’m having fun here…
Rai, Sometimes their hyena pseudo-penises fully rip off when they give birth, causing them to bleed to death!
charlytune, 😭😭😭
Shou, Source?
Rai, Source: hyena
Shou, I remember trying to check this years ago, and finding that female hyena’s don’t try to mate with each other, nor do they try to mount males. So I’m curious as to where you found that info.
PiratePanPan,
Zozano, This might help.
Female Hyena’s have what is called a pseudo-penis. Which is used for sex and urination, as well as giving birth.
Obviously giving birth splits it open fucks your whole year / life up.
Rai, UGS is my favourite rap group
RIP young Pimp Clitoris With UGS
cordlesslamp, Evolution, WHY!!?
ICastFist, “Because fuck you all” - Evolution
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