gnutrino,

I guess if you know you’re going to lose your seat at the next election anyway why not embezzle some campaign funds while you still can.

Streetlights,

Mr Menzies phoned his former campaign manager, now a party volunteer, at 03:15 last December saying he was locked in a flat and needed £5,000 as a matter of “life and death”.

So prostitutes and/or cocaine then?

ladfrombrad,
@ladfrombrad@lemdro.id avatar

Needing 5k for either/both is a good night out. Don’t fuck about these bois do they, and can we speculate some more since it’ll probably be true?

Yeah, I know it’s 3am but I seriously need this…

DrCake,

How many is that now? It’d be easier just to suspend the lot of them at this rate

ReCursing,
ReCursing avatar

What do you want to suspend them from? I suggest lamp posts

thehatfox,
@thehatfox@lemmy.world avatar

It’s hard to keep count, at this point we need some sort of scoreboard.

I think the Tories are currently on 10 by-election losses so far this parliament.

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