[General] Deliberately loud vehicles should be illegal, impounded, and crushed into a cube at the owner's expense

Since the last 24 hours have had nothing but troll posts (and one that a user deleted; dunno what that one was), here’s my latest gripe / reason I’m tired shaped into the form of an Unpopular Opinion. Hopefully this gets us back on track.

Nobody is impressed by you revving your engine at a stop light and cranking out 300 dB of noise from your fart cannon at 3 in the morning (or any time of day, for that matter). There is also no reason to peel out from the stop light when the next light is 2 blocks away and guaranteed to be red. e.g. We left the first red light at the same time. I drove normally, you like an asshole, and we both stopped at the next light all the same.

Driving an (intentionally) obnoxiously loud vehicle, especially driving it aggressively, should result in immediate revocation of license and the offending vehicle crushed into a cube. As much as I hate vague “disturbing the peace” laws, this seems like a good use for them (where noise ordinances don’t exist).

I don’t care about the extra 1-2 HP you get. Do tell me all the (street legal) things your pavement princess of a truck is going to do with that (I can see it has neither the tow package nor a speck of dirt on the tires). If you just like the sound and think I should get over it, allow me to come fart near you. If you don’t like the smell, by your logic, that’s on you: get over it.

Note: It may be a regional thing, but this is definitely an unpopular opinion in my (very redneck) area.

mightyfoolish,

One of our suburbs used to have this rule. It kind of fizzled out due to unnecessarily large cars for a suburb environment becoming normal.

Kolanaki,
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"You have 24 hours to move your car before it will be impounded.

“You have 24 hours to remove your car from impound before it will be crushed into a cube.”

“You have 24 hours to move your cube.”

ptz,
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😆 I had that scene in my head when I decided to phrase it that way. Good catch.

Zorsith,
@Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

God I hate the stupid loud vehicles. And it almost always sounds like shit too.

Be funny if coal rollers had to strap a giant diaper to the back of their vehicle to identify them, since clearly their lifted douche-wagon struggles with incontinence.

I like aftermarket stereo equipment in a car (mostly just like the feel of bass going through me and sound quality improvements), myself, but I’m not an asshole about it, I just blast music on interstates, and keep it to conversational levels on normal roads. If you can hear it outside the car it’s generally too loud anyway.

some_guy,

Motorcycles, dirt bikes, four wheeler shitheads ride downtown (where I live) in my city every weekend. They takeover intersections and rev their engines. We call them “cool guys,” because I joked to my partner that they aren’t overcompensating for anything; they’re obviously super cool, with big dicks, and happy lives.

sadreality,

Big dicks, happy wives?

FabledAepitaph,

Being a bit hyperbolic here: I have to deal with 1000 stupid societal things every day, either directly, as mandated by the legal system, or because of the popularity of religion, etc. I have to drive slow through school zones when the lights are flashing. I have to deal with Trump voters and the last eight years of political drama. I have to deal with teenagers driving wrecklessly down my street because other people feel have the right to breed and disturb my peace 17 years later. I have to listen to the soapbox preachers shouting at me about how I’m going to hell. I have to deal with poor people breaking down on the side of the road, creating dangerous traffic situations.

If I can deal with all of this, people can deal with my modified exhaust for five seconds as I drive by. Otherwise, I’ll just find some other way to be obnoxious haha.

phoenixz,

So in other words, you have some issues in your life, so to you that is a valid excuse to be an asshole ?

I get to blast loud church music right next door to you at 3 in the morning because I think I deserve it?

Don’t be that guy

FabledAepitaph,

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  • phoenixz, (edited )

    No personal Insults we’re whipped out. Never said you are an asshole, I said certain behaviors are that of an asshole. If you think it’s okay to behave like that, well, that’s on you.

    Like everyone else I have to deal with these “I have a small peepee” cars every day, day and night. I wake up regularly at night because of people like you, that have this innate need to make everyone know how big their peepee really is! It’s not small, it really isn’t!

    If you take that as ab insult, then stop modifying cars to be stoopid. Just drive a normal car, drive normal, don’t be an asshole.

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  • fuckingkangaroos,

    I’ll just find some other way to be obnoxious haha.

    No kidding.

    ptz,
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    lol. I will accept that as long as you use the obnoxiousness for good (drowning out street preachers, etc) and aren’t in a residential area.

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  • Mastengwe,

    110% this.

    33550336,
    @33550336@lemmy.world avatar

    Of course – fully agreed that something has to be done. Civilized countries, like Netherlands have “sound traps” – if a vehicle is too loud, photo is taken as in speed photo traps, and penalty is sent to the owner. Sadly, I do not live in such a country.

    Anticorp,

    We left the first red light at the same time. I drove normally, you like an asshole, and we both stopped at the next light all the same.

    Ah, but only one of you had any fun.

    Your opinion is pretty popular. The unpopular opinion is thinking it’s cool to be loud and drive aggressively.

    Maalus,

    People who drive aggressively don’t do it to be cool unless they are teenagers

    Anticorp,

    I meant cool like “okay”. Like, “are you cool with this?”.

    Thorny_Insight,

    Crushing a vehicle because it’s loud is stupid and waste of resources. In a civilized country it would simply fail inspection and you’d have to make it not-loud in order to get it registered again.

    Waldowal,
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    ICastFist,
    @ICastFist@programming.dev avatar

    Modded motorcycles are super common around my region (Brazilian midwest), despite said “EXTRA LOUD” mod being illegal and the bikes being in impounded if they’re caught.

    Another thing that is even worse are sound cars (shit like in the image below). No idea how often they’re a problem in other countries, but here, it’s always fucking idiots parading their window-shaking bass in the middle of the night, or creating “parties” in front of liquor stores or friends’ houses during the fucking week. These, unlike those bike mods, are not illegal.

    https://programming.dev/pictrs/image/35feb2c5-87db-4443-95fe-fba432e9ac14.png

    Anticorp,

    Damn, I have never seen a car like the one you shared a picture of before. That’s wacky!

    Subwoofers in cars were really popular in California in the 90’s, but I rarely see them any more.

    Zorsith,
    @Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

    Jesus, that thing is hideous and can’t possibly sound good. It probably can’t even deliver enough power to properly drive all that to begin with.

    Bytemeister,

    Seems like the kind of thing that could get solved with some light arson.

    Not that I would advocate for those things. Just noticing there could be a lot fewer loud vehicles and shitty towing companies if people were more liberal with their use of cocktails.

    MisterD,

    Just hope that rotary subwoofers don’t become a commercial product.

    Treczoks,

    The crusher will take care of the speakers, too.

    logi,

    A pen could take care if that monstrosity.

    Zorsith,
    @Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

    A handful of gravel tossed in its direction while it’s running would do the trick. Or some mixed screws and metal shavings. Let the cones shred themselves.

    mlg,
    @mlg@lemmy.world avatar

    I think California actually has vehicle noise laws for this lol.

    tbh the obnoxiously loud cars are people who hacked off their muffler. Even the decats and pop+bang tunes aren’t as loud as an uninterrupted stream of sound from the engine.

    DolphinMath,

    They do, but there is precisely zero enforcement.

    GladiusB,
    @GladiusB@lemmy.world avatar

    There is enforcement. But it’s rare. I had a leak in my exhaust and was pulled over and ticketed for it. Replaced the part. Then you go to a special smog that tests the sound level.

    Krudler,

    I used to think loud trucks were cool, and then I turned 8.

    Hikermick,

    IMO behavior like this is a symptom of a larger problem.

    ptz,
    @ptz@dubvee.org avatar

    Oh, it definitely is IMO as well. At this point, I’d settle for just treating the symptoms. lol

    tenchiken,

    Addendum: Rolling Coal should be an immediate bitch slap and some jail time being force fed Vegan meals while blasted with Enya.

    ikidd,
    @ikidd@lemmy.world avatar

    Enya.

    Settle down, Satan.

    blarth,

    Don’t threaten me with a good time!

    Bytemeister,

    Rolling coal should be punished with an emissions check, and then the vehicle should be limited to some tiny exhaust so their huge truck makes a little “fweeeeee” sound when driving, and it will restrict airflow and sap engine output.

    ptz,
    @ptz@dubvee.org avatar

    Harsh but fair!

    shani66,

    And let’s not forget headlights at night. If you can blind someone your lights should be illegal, even worse if you need your truck to overcompensate and keep them at eye level.

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