WheeGeetheCat,
@WheeGeetheCat@sh.itjust.works avatar

You heard the men. If we want a billionaire cage match we’re going to have to get off our asses and lock them in the cage ourselves.

Ertebolle,

One bright spot about living in the post-apocalyptic hellscape we're trending towards is that there's a pretty good chance that your local warlord will decide that capturing former billionaires and making them fight to the death is a fun way to bring everyone together.

livus,
livus avatar

"You know the law. Two men enter, one man leaves!"

Ertebolle,

Brave Sir Elon ran away

Bravely ran away away

When danger reared it's ugly head,

He bravely turned his tail and fled.

Yes, brave Sir Elon turned about

And gallantly he chickened out.

Swiftly taking to his feet,

He beat a very brave retreat.

Bravest of the brave, Sir Elon!

ReginaPhalange,

You’re going for Lemmy’s version of poem for your sprog, aren’t you?

bandario,

It’s from Monty Python and the holy grail and if that is news to you, this could change your entire life.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

All I wanted was to see two billionaires beating the shit out of each other due to petty grievances. Is that really too much to ask?

NotSteve_,

He only said he doesn’t know if it’s still happening so there’s still a chance!

Alto,
Alto avatar

No shit, Elon would've gotten his ass kicked to a potentially legitimately dangerous level, and he knows it.

norbert,
norbert avatar

Zuck is on some apocalypse-prepper trip. He's actually training and learning and preparing. His robot-ass is definitely running the latest firmware.

I'm sure Elon has his bunker well-stocked and ready too but at the end of the day he's a fat old man compared to Zuckboi.

xc2215x,

Elon had a feeling he would lose so it is not happening because of that.

Varyk,

World news? Nahhhh

mountainCalledMonkey,

Is this the world news or the celebrity reality show community?

~sincerely grumpy middle aged guy

Sterile_Technique,
@Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world avatar

Maybe they can tour the Titanic instead.

XTornado,

Goddamit, after all evil crazyness and all that, man that would have been epic, that would have been worth the crazy timeline we currently are on…

some_guy,

… surprising no one.

Schmuppes,

We’re living in the stupidest of timelines.

heh,

It’s definitely musk who pussied out of it.

Having to actually get into shape is too much work for him.

Hextic,

No balls

HowRu68, (edited )

Why are we even talking about these two Billionaire idiots? I 'd rather we boycot them, or at least don’t give them so much extra exposure. They are just behaving like egotistical, attention seeking toddlers, imo.

AllonzeeLV,

BREAKING: Wealthy fancy lad pussies continue to be wealthy fancy lad pussies.

There’s a reason the owner class lives behind guarded gates, work inside guarded towers, surround themselves with subordinates to fight their battles as they quiver behind them, send their children to wealth segregated academies, and generally wall themselves off from the society they oppress and exploit from cradle to grave. Here’s a hint: it isn’t bravery.

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