Umbra,

What about the dick measuring contest

jim,
@jim@programming.dev avatar

I’m shocked.

DigitalTraveler42,

Elon’s mommy says “no”

li10,

Still can’t believe that some people thought this was possibly going to happen.

Can you get a more obvious publicity stunt?

GeoGio7,

I’m this day and age are you really surprised haha

Buddahriffic,

Especially since Elon backed out like a month ago. Unless he waffled on it.

And even if it did happen, it wouldn’t have been the ultra violent bout between billionaires that (IMO) made the idea popular. There’s a good chance it would have just ended up being two champions both guys hired going through the motions to get a ridiculously large paycheck (that was still ridiculously trivial for either one of them).

HeavenAndHell,

I knew it wasn’t going to happen because Musk is all talk.

jeffw,

Idk, he really just woke up one day and was like “let me pay a shit ton more than Twitter is worth so I can run it into the ground” and then woke up a year later and was like “all that goodwill in the accounting books? Let’s throw it away with a shitty rebrand”

zouden,

Should have made him sign a contract that says if he doesn’t fight he has to pay a billion dollars

Its_Always_420,
@Its_Always_420@lemmy.world avatar

His Mommy said he wasn’t allowed.

fist_of_fartitude,
@fist_of_fartitude@sh.itjust.works avatar

My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.

1stq,
1stq avatar

... Anyway, what's for dinner?

the_kalash,
housepanther,

Damn! My money would’ve been on Elon too. Zuckerberg is a lanky little fucker. Elon could take him! 😜

BrudderAaron,

Only if Elon threw his fat ass on Zuck and sat on him the entire fight.

EdibleFriend,
@EdibleFriend@lemmy.world avatar

Zuckerburg is, very surprisingly, a fucking fighter. Been training a very long time. Won some competition a while back.

Roundcat,
Roundcat avatar

Must have upgraded his hardware recently.

the_kalash,

Musk could never block Zucks schtyle.

glimse,

Obvious troll

jesterraiin,

Aw, shucks! I wanted to see all the wires and cables the robot hides inside… 😑

Rozz,

“Aww, zucks …”

Yewb,

Zuckerborg?

jesterraiin,

Zuckerexus-6, apologizer/celebrity replicant model.

Yewb,

No duh - zuck just wanted to get this picture out there literally saw every 10th post on facebook even after hiding it and saying I dont want to see again!

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