qurlyjoe, to HashtagGames
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Tom Swift and the Deadly FPVs that he builds in his basement workshop and sends to Ukraine every week.

JorgeStolfi, to HashtagGames
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After transferring all his fortune to a charitable foundation, Uncle Scrooge retired to an isolated log cabin north of Yukon. He goes panning for gold every summer, just for fun. Needless to say, he throws back into the river any nuggets he happens to catch.

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reay, to HashtagGames
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The remaining crew of Firefly pull of a job scoring them a fortune, and all go their separate ways. Long-married Mal and Inara spend their days travelling on the ship to find the planets with the best sunsets.


JorgeStolfi, to HashtagGames
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Indiana Jones's YouTube channel "AliensBuiltThatToo" has over 10 million followers.

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qurlyjoe, to HashtagGames
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Roger Rabbit is a pimp running toons in Sausalito.

qurlyjoe, to HashtagGames
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Popeye the Sailor Man, Olive Oyl and Bluto are a throuple sharing a condo in Portland, ME, dealing bootleg scrimshaw tchotchkes they make themselves to tourists down by the harbor.

dannotdaniel, to HashtagGames
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Eric Cartman is leading in the polls for Republican Governor of 7 different states at the same time - not one of them is Colorado.


Eric Cartman in a brown jacket with red armband slams a podium

lobsterofrevenge, to HashtagGames
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qurlyjoe, (edited ) to HashtagGames
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Wile E. Coyote reconciled with the Roadrunner and they’ve settled down in a cozy bungalow up in the canyon, cultivating peyote and running psychedelic workshops for elderly hippies.

garthderby, to HashtagGames
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After strangling the Addams Family, Thing escapes to Las Vegas and deals Baccarat in the High Roller’s Lounge at Caesar’s Palace.


dannotdaniel, to HashtagGames
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Jesus Christ renounces bread on his new PALEO HALO podcast


NWBison, to HashtagGames
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MikeImBack, to HashtagGames
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GayDeceiver, to HashtagGames
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He-Man and Skeletor deal with the college dorm kerfuffle, make peace with each other, marry, and open a very nice Bed and Breakfast in Vermont.


He-Man Meme GIF

HamonWry, to HashtagGames
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Marty McFly is sent 30 years into the future and discovers Apple, Microsoft and Google. He returns to 1985 and retires at age 25 as the worlds first trillionaire.


madbarrister, to random
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Scoobydoo is put down by Kristi Noem


GayDeceiver, to HashtagGames
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Charles Brown, Esq. becomes legal counsel for his best friend Linus Van Pelt, the radical theologian.


madbarrister, to HashtagGames
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Batman finally gets therapy. Physiotherapy.

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Deathsjoker, to HashtagGames
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Freddy Krueger becomes a motivational speaker and gives an online TED talk


chestas, to HashtagGames
@chestas@aus.social avatar

Catwoman's mobile dog grooming services


madbarrister, to HashtagGames
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MacGyver turns into a hoarder because he sees a use for everything

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Sylkykat, to HashtagGames
@Sylkykat@mstdn.social avatar

When Chewbacca retired, he went to a rather backwards planet in the Sol system and lived in seclusion in the woods. The people of the area where he lived called him Bigfoot because they couldn't understand his language.

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emmreef, to HashtagGames
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The Invisible Man moved to Florida... Or Arizona Or North Carolina. We can't see him so we're not sure.


tom_streeter, to HashtagGames
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Indiana Jones and the Recliner in the Front Room


emmreef, to HashtagGames
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James Bond can't retire. Too much child support to pay to women all over the world.


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