Another day, another effort by #Republicans to cast themselves as the ultimate #victims. Nothing matters to these people but their own sense of #entitlement.
How could anyone seriously consider voting for the #Republicans? They've proven time and time again that they're gleefully willing to sacrifice the best interests of the American people for the sake of sticking it to #JoeBiden. A cure for cancer? Naaaa... It's more important to kick dirt on the President.
#AaronRodgers is the embodiment of the #DunningKruger effect; Dumb as a box of rocks, but literally believes he's one of the smartest people on the planet. How do the people around him not laugh in his face every time they see him?
Why are #Republicans even bothering to #vote? They're clearly convinced that the #Democrats are going to cheat, and manipulate the results. Given that reality, they might as well just stay home and binge season 3 of #HeeHaw. 😉
"I'm not a doctor, or an #epidemiologist, and I don't have any relevant education or experience. But, I can go to #MAGA and #Qanon websites and do my own research, and that makes me an authority whose opinion is just as good as those fancy experts!" ~Aaron Rodgers, professional schmuck
Less than 24 hours after #HouseRepublicans staged their little choreographed march to the #Senate to hand-deliver their bullshit #MayorkasImpeachment papers, the Senate has dismissed it, and won't be holding any trial. Great work by Commander #MikeJohnson and his pack of idiots! 🤣
#RosanneBarr was acting totally normal at a #KariLake struggle session in which she got drunk, and slurred her way through insisting that #collegeStudents drop out because college is all about #Satan worship, and drinking the blood of babies. Instead, she encouraged all these new drop-outs to email her so that she can help them with their life. I wish I was joking, but this all really happened.
I don't think I've ever wanted to punt someone as hard as I want to punt #MarjorieTraitorGreene and her equally ridiculous boyfriend. According to these geniuses, the upcoming #solarEclipse—a completely understood and anticipated phenomenon—is actually a "signal" that American voters are experiencing a spiritual awakening. How can a fully grown adult be so ignorant and objectively stupid?
The ‘#MAGA blueprint’ isn’t a one-off project — it’s backed by the same #farRight figures who have long dictated the conservative agenda. Leo, Koch and others should be held to account for propping up a policy platform that puts #specialInterests over everyday Americans and poses an existential threat to our #democracy.
The budget proposal from the #farRight#MAGA-affiliated group of about 170 #HouseRepublicans would effectively create a national #abortionBan and ban on in-vitro fertilization procedures (#IVF) by creating legal protections for human embryos starting at “the moment of fertilization.” It mentions the word “#abortion” 77 times.
I thought this was a parody article, like #TheOnion, because of how over-the-top ridiculous it is, but the joke never arrived. This is actually a serious article written by a right-wing loon that accurately reflects the #MAGA mindset. In that light, it's horrifying.
#TommyTuberville, consistently rated the most intellectually and morally bankrupt person in the Senate, says immigrants don't know anything about God which is, in his mind, valid justification for denying someone entry. This guy is one of the biggest dumbshits currently breathing. He so clearly knows nothing about any topic that it's mind boggling that he was elected.
Literally every criticism #DonJr levels at #JoeBiden applies ten-fold to his shitty father. If you read his actual words, you would think he was talking about his dad. It's only his inclusion of #Biden's name that gives any indication that he's talking about the president. This is projection on steroids.
#Republicans are running on a platform of destroying #democracy, and pretending the human garbage that engaged in an #insurrection against the #UnitedStates are really patriots who are being held hostage. It's a bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see if pays off for them.
Add #Utah to the growing list of #rightwing states not to hire people from. #Republicans in these states are so thoroughly corrupting their #education systems that its students are no longer qualified for contemporary employment, and no longer of any value to the job market.
What does #MarjorieTraitorGreene do other than say horrible shit and spread objective lies? She was ostensibly elected to represent her constituents in Congress, but what bills has she passed? What serious legislation has she advanced? She's basically just a far-right mascot; a far less amusing version of Triumph the Insult Comic Dog.
How does #MarjorieTraitorGreene have any supporters? It makes no sense. She's in favor of the worst policies ever devised, and she opposes every piece of legislation that would improve the lives of the American people. How do people justify voting for this?
Former #hillbilly author turned senator, #JDVance, has rendered his judgement that #Trump's convictions don't count because he's being prosecuted by blue state prosecutors, and judged by blue state juries. Boy, it's a good thing we've got this politically motivated non-lawyer to tell us all what's what!
I know I've said it before, but it obviously bears repeating... #TrumpSupporters are truly the dumbest people on the planet. Here we have this certified idiot who believes that more tax cuts for his boss will somehow translate to him getting a raise, and safer equipment.
"If the business climate is better towards people like him, I do better. If you hit them harder with taxes, it takes away from me."
I saw that #MarjorieTraitorGreen was speaking out against those #PatriotFront losers, but of course she completely missed the boat. She's not upset about their openly fascistic ethos, or advocacy for white supremacist ideology. No, Marj is upset because she believes they're actually a team of federal agents who are secretly trying to entrap #MAGAts. These people really are going to eat each other.
The people who spent a year bitching about bamboo fibers, and secret Italian satellites were more than happy to cast their Iowa caucus vote by tossing their ballot into grocery sacks from the store down the street. These are definitely the people we want to put in charge of our nation's elections. 🙄