At what point is this #sexualAssault facilitator and carnival barker going to do the job he was actually elected to do? #GymJordan is a perpetual #clown who brings shame to our #Congress everytime he opens his mouth. His boneheaded antics make a mockery of the nation's premier legislative body. 🤡
@slcw
Jordan is right down there with maga-trator-green and the other whack-a-moles.
I honestly don't know how anyone can sit in the same room with those assholes, much less work with them.
And, WHO is voting for this kind of shit? It's mind boggling.
#MAGAts are the toughest people in the world until #SecretService shows up and arrests them on multiple 10-year+ federal felony charges. This dumbshit wanted a prize, and now his dreams have come true! 🤣
Another day, another effort by #Republicans to cast themselves as the ultimate #victims. Nothing matters to these people but their own sense of #entitlement.
How could anyone seriously consider voting for the #Republicans? They've proven time and time again that they're gleefully willing to sacrifice the best interests of the American people for the sake of sticking it to #JoeBiden. A cure for cancer? Naaaa... It's more important to kick dirt on the President.
#AaronRodgers is the embodiment of the #DunningKruger effect; Dumb as a box of rocks, but literally believes he's one of the smartest people on the planet. How do the people around him not laugh in his face every time they see him?
@AlliFlowers The man is a total boob. He beclowns himself every time he opens his mouth. He's one of the few people who makes me want to grab a tomato.
Why are #Republicans even bothering to #vote? They're clearly convinced that the #Democrats are going to cheat, and manipulate the results. Given that reality, they might as well just stay home and binge season 3 of #HeeHaw. 😉
"I'm not a doctor, or an #epidemiologist, and I don't have any relevant education or experience. But, I can go to #MAGA and #Qanon websites and do my own research, and that makes me an authority whose opinion is just as good as those fancy experts!" ~Aaron Rodgers, professional schmuck
Less than 24 hours after #HouseRepublicans staged their little choreographed march to the #Senate to hand-deliver their bullshit #MayorkasImpeachment papers, the Senate has dismissed it, and won't be holding any trial. Great work by Commander #MikeJohnson and his pack of idiots! 🤣
#RosanneBarr was acting totally normal at a #KariLake struggle session in which she got drunk, and slurred her way through insisting that #collegeStudents drop out because college is all about #Satan worship, and drinking the blood of babies. Instead, she encouraged all these new drop-outs to email her so that she can help them with their life. I wish I was joking, but this all really happened.
I don't think I've ever wanted to punt someone as hard as I want to punt #MarjorieTraitorGreene and her equally ridiculous boyfriend. According to these geniuses, the upcoming #solarEclipse—a completely understood and anticipated phenomenon—is actually a "signal" that American voters are experiencing a spiritual awakening. How can a fully grown adult be so ignorant and objectively stupid?
The ‘#MAGA blueprint’ isn’t a one-off project — it’s backed by the same #farRight figures who have long dictated the conservative agenda. Leo, Koch and others should be held to account for propping up a policy platform that puts #specialInterests over everyday Americans and poses an existential threat to our #democracy.
The budget proposal from the #farRight#MAGA-affiliated group of about 170 #HouseRepublicans would effectively create a national #abortionBan and ban on in-vitro fertilization procedures (#IVF) by creating legal protections for human embryos starting at “the moment of fertilization.” It mentions the word “#abortion” 77 times.