Sure, watches that tell you when you’re walking unsteadily and pocket computer phones that show you the closest pizzeria are swell, but were you around for ResEdit?
No, I don't want no Threads
Threads is a site that won't ever get read by me
Hangin' out the Instagram side
Of Zuckerberg's pride
Tryin' to monetize me
so #TLC, owned by #WarnerBrosDiscovery, CEO'd by #DavidZaslav who wants to completely destroy the residuals system #WGA & #SAGAFTRA union members depend on for subsistence is now, officially, in the business of #pornography (which, as an industry, has no #unions defending their sex workers labor rights) with a new show on what used to be The Learning Channel, called "MILF MANOR"
#PSA, if you're illegally driving onto our Open Street, while I'm carrying home groceries from the store, you'll get your picture taken, you'll be reported via http://web.reported.nyc, and #TLC will pursue your case. Not sure saving 30 seconds will be worth those $75. #NYC#bikeNYC@TheWarOnCars
Due to increases in the rates of global warming and attributable extreme weather events, a man hanging from the passenger side of his best friend's ride is no longer a scrub. He is a man making smart decisions for humankind and you should be intrigued when he hollers at you.
OC What's cheaper, Uber or Lyft? Depends on where you begin your trip.