watching #QI. An infinity of mathematicians go into a bar and place an order. "I'll have a pint, a half pint, a quarter pint, an eighth, an ounce.." The barman says "I'll stop you there," and pours out two pints. "The problem with you mathematicians is you don't know your limits" #math#joke
I have to say that I have mixed feelings about the Ninja Creami blender-style ice cream maker compared to a churner. But holy shit it makes perfect milkshakes with near zero effort. Makes it completely worth it.
People are always like, "Take a walk in my shoes." And I'm like, "Nah, I have small feet, my feet would be swimming in those! Plus...how badly do your feet smell?"
So my new #joke format is this: An icosahedron goes up to a dodecahedron and says "Ay gurl, you wanna come over to my place and roll a 20? (or insert whatever #rizz you like, the joke's really just an excuse to make up comical rizz)" and then the dodecahedron says "uh...I think we should keep things platonic."
Anyhoo, here's bonus #ai#slop in which 1st #Bing search result for platonic solids includes...two cones that are not platonic solids, and neither of our two lovers #geometry#internet