Does anyone else hit the Shakespeare button on their work messages? It really messes with people. This is me asking for a better image or some dimensions:
Verily, my good friend, I doth require an improved image or dimensions to complete this order. Wherefore, beseech me to assist me in my endeavour.
Hello everyone! It feels like forever since I've been on. Work has been chaos, and life in general is very busy. I just had a great call with sales, at least on my end. After spending a lot of time fixing a file for someone, their customer came back with a new file, and she said, "I'm sorry, but you're going to have to fix it." To which I said, "I'm sorry, but I'm off work tomorrow, so find someone else to fix it."
What's the correct amount of time to ignore an annoying work colleague's Teams messages? Does 15 minutes sound reasonable? How about 3 hours, would that be too much?
Good morning friends, I hope you're all doing well. I'm back at work after a long break and not really happy about it. 🤬 My family got me a new desk toy I'm excited to play with once I'm done unfucking everything here. I haven't played with a Lite Brite in many years.
Have a great Thursday! At least it's close to Friday...
Whenever I complain about my job I'll have to remember that there's always something worse. Today "hippo sterilizer" is top on that list of shitty jobs worse than mine...
Colombia starts sterilizing hippos descended from pets of drug kingpin Pablo Escobar