enobacon, to fuckcars
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enobacon, (edited )
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WTF this mess still sitting here 4 days later

bikeloudpdx, to random
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Watch for the BikeLoud sweeper in your neighborhood! Volunteers are cleaning up the bike lanes before you get any more flat tires. PBOT needs 2-3 weeks to get a sweeper to every bike lane and many protected bike lanes are difficult for most of their equipment.

https://bikeloudpdx.org/get-involved/

Bike lane sweeper being towed behind a longtail cargo bike. The sweeper is cleaning a bike lane next to a traffic calming barrel and cars are slowing way down to squeeze through (needs a couple steel bollards)

bikeloudpdx,
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#PBOT can't clean many of these lanes during the day with big sweepers that would get stuck in #pdxTraffic! Sweepers on #pdxBikes can be out here taking the edge off of it every day and make a safer ride for everyone in #Portland.

https://bikeloudpdx.org/get-involved/ #BikeLaneSweeper

Sweeping the broadway bike lane.

enobacon, to random
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Two closures on Sunset Blvd due to trees today. Many of these streets should just be one-way or closed to thru car traffic from the beginning of the storm if not just for good.

https://twitter.com/PBOTinfo/status/1748228441697341577

enobacon, to tech
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Join me at @bikeloudpdx Hack Night online Thursday Jan 11th at 7pm for a presentation on a #pdxBikes / #pdxTraffic speed+count monitoring device development, and discussion of our other #tech and #OpenData projects. #Portland

https://calagator.org/events/1250480900

enobacon, to oregon
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Is printing the license plates yet?

enobacon, to random
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#pdxtraffic backed up on Terwilliger because some drivers broke a traffic signal and #pbot doesn't know how to detour traffic at an earlier point that would handle the volume 🙄

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Portland’s Burnside Bridge to close for 5 years during seismic rebuild, starting in 2027 - OPB (Ack! This absolutely needs to happen, but it will be painful. Also, I'm sure 5 yrs will turn into 7) https://www.opb.org/article/2023/11/26/burnside-bridge-to-close-five-years-during-seismic-rebuild-starting-in-2027/?outputType=amp

enobacon, (edited ) to random
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that pile of stuff that builds up between car lanes at the intersections on @bikeloudpdx

enobacon,
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#PBOT employees have to run street sweepers at night or they would get stuck in / interfere with #pdxTraffic #congestion #CarsRuinCities

video/mp4

enobacon, to portland
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enobacon, to fuckcars
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Just imagine how much money and environmental destruction we would save if DOTs took #20isPlenty and #VisionZero seriously instead of building 2x2 racing lanes for cars in each direction so drivers can go sit at a red light slightly sooner and admire each others debts for longer. #pdxTraffic #FuckCars #InducedDemand #PBOT #ClimateCrisis #HousingCrisis #CarSupremacy #SeeYouAtTheNextLight you're only averaging 18mph by the time it turns green anyway. 🤷 #pdxBikes

enobacon, to portland
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I'm sure drivers getting a tiny bit of rain on their windshields is not the reason I'm hearing sirens. It's bikes that quit working at the first hint of rain, not cars right?

enobacon, to ebikes
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two vehicles, each having been allocated some specific amount of street space by #trafficEngineers

one costs us all about five bucks per mile and the other one pays more than their fair share in taxes

one of these two people is engaged in commerce and the other is just fucking around

#eBikes #Portland #transportation #Terwilliger #pdxBikes #CargoBikes #CarsRuinCities #pdxTraffic

enobacon, to portland
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schools suffering the ineptitude of ted wheeler, episode 5693: sending 600 high-schoolers 11 miles (a 1hr bus ride) across town because the [checks notes...] SCHOOL building across the street has a different specific designation in the zoning database. Hello , , good luck with that extra 500 cars on the road, apologies to 100 future inmates etc.

https://www.wweek.com/news/schools/2023/09/02/a-college-cant-be-used-as-a-school-so-jefferson-high-students-will-travel-11-miles/

enobacon, to portland
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40% of people in cannot drive.
The rest just suck at it.
Happy Friday!

enobacon, to random
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TFW you're mapping out an errand by bike but the direct simple route is reserved for asshole drivers. 😞

enobacon, (edited )
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I found it, the root source of all is hwy 43, and every free spot in Lake Oswego.

enobacon, to portland
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survey says people in would rather sit on & read than be . and seem popular, must be time to paint "bus and turn only" on the outside lanes of our and let's get out of + do a solid , plus besides: , the future of is kids biking themselves to school or joining a , make , , & / , out of existing car lanes

enobacon, (edited ) to portland
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NE 33rd and Fremont, where's the bike lane? Did I leave my phone's googlemaps in car directions oh lol I think I did. you get the you build for. Let's do and pull that lever for fewer stinky cars and more people on bikes.

enobacon, to random
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I'm not trying to vilify all here, just the ones with illegal license plate covers or missing front plate or who roll past the stop sign and half into the bike lane before looking, or those who are driving 5-10mph over the already egregious posted speed, or the ones who park in bike lanes and on sidewalks and honk too much and impatiently ride my tail while there's a fresh red light in front of me or those assholes who drive in the curb lane of an ODOT stroad when the left lane is open.

enobacon,
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@Bman ONE WOULD THINK SO, but you're talking about an "orphan state highway" where people in are being killed with , by (who just spent $3M in "safety money" reconfiguring an onramp about a mile back rather than a from downtown to Tigard)

enobacon, to transit
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"Better Naito" was not made wide enough. Just a dozen people on bikes was difficult to get through a single green cycle because half of the group has a length of hill to climb where the first half was and they can't get much tighter than 2-up because the width is miserly (yes ted I said miserly). #PBOT coulda used that money to make Cesar Chavez safe for #pdxBikes & moar #transit, besides having bike lanes on the repaved Hawthorne, spent millions downtown to expand i5 traffic 39 blocks east.

enobacon,
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Much of the problem with Naito, is that the traffic signal cycles are trying to favor freeway traffic in/out of downtown, which is just #InducedDemand for more #pdxTraffic. It's like your city is expanding a freeway without building any new lanes, just opening all of #Portland to anyone with a car to drive through, with at least 50 thruway options for any trip, racking up a debt of crumbling surface streets and running people who bike off of the road while delaying the bus.

enobacon, to random
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on 🙄 sorry you wanted to at a full stop instead of rolling into a fresh green like me 😎

enobacon, to random
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"I don’t understand the hashtag [because his profession is not allowed to tell cars no]" planner here
"Banning cars now would be like building cities in space and then banning spacesuits. We need to build places where people can actually live without cars." 🙄 uh, we already built those places and they have too many cars on them, then car apologists came & bulldozed more of it for free parking. Can we ban cars from ?

https://indw.social/@bryan/110775627055350569

bryan, to random

I don’t understand the hashtag. I thought maybe it was just for shock value, but I think its users are just supremely out of touch.

We’ve spent the last 100 years building sprawl. Banning cars now would be like building cities in space and then banning spacesuits. We need to build places where people can actually live without cars. Advocate for that instead of being a self-righteous punk.

enobacon,
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@Andres4NY @bryan lol the planner who blocked me because he was wrong about something

enobacon, to acab
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Oh so we're going to try the thing that has never worked 🙄

"the most effective immediate intervention is enforcement, penalties and public awareness regarding breaking traffic laws."

" and team have been out to assess... reconstruction of the corridor would be... $50 million"

No need to reconstruct it, just do . WTF is wrong with this profession?

https://bikeportland.org/2023/07/21/commissioner-mapps-office-makes-statement-on-traffic-deaths-377448

enobacon, to portland
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The Bureau and Budget Advisory Committee is having a hard time figuring out how to spend too much money on cars and then also somehow spend money we don't have on adding safety, staff treats the committee like a panel of fundraising advocates, total farce

enobacon, to portland
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another day, another chance for ted wheeler to prove that he's an idiot and #reaganomics is a failed ideology #Portland #pdx #pdxTraffic

https://twitter.com/enobacon/status/1682092068511047681

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