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AaronDavid

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Best selling author, world heavyweight boxing champion, inventor of the door, liar. Bolton. Age; ooh at least. He, him, sir, mister, my lord

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If you follow me, you have a sense of humour. If you're reading this, you're a reader. I’ve put this story online, free, gratis and for nothing, it's a twelve minute read. If you like it, maybe you’ll be curious enough to risk 99p for one of my short story collections. Maybe you’ll be smart enough to save some money by buying a compilation. Maybe you’ll be brave enough to buy my novel. Whatever happens, I hope you enjoy ‘Vincent'. http://aarondavid.co.uk/Vincent.html

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@evelynefoerster Good evening my Queen 👸 😊

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@MaJ1 @evelynefoerster I've told you not to call me that in public

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@MaJ1 @evelynefoerster OK, guilty. How's you? VERY warm in the sprawling metrolopis of Bolton

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@MaJ1 @evelynefoerster Kind of hate myself for not being out in the sunshine but just couldn't be bothered. It'll be winter again in a couple of days 😞 Just received Bobby's ashes

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@MaJ1 @evelynefoerster Show us your nuts. I've heard you have an impressive collection

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@MaJ1 @evelynefoerster Impressive now but when it turns cold, they vanish

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@evelynefoerster 😆 @MaJ1

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Is it OK to have sex with Betty Rubble? Asking for a Fred

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A little boy asks his dad "Where does poo come from dad?"
His dad explains "Well son, food passes down the Osophagus by peristalsis. It enters into the stomach, where digestive enzymes induce a pro-biotic reaction in the alimentary canal, this extracts the protein before waste product enter the colon, water is absorbed, whereupon it then enters the rectum finally to emerge as poo".
"Blimey" says the little lad. "so where does Tigger come from then?"

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Techies, how do I prevent hackers accessing the memory of my Tempurpedic mattress?

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