MaJ1

@MaJ1@mastodonapp.uk

Aging ex mainframe storage manager, channel Marvin the Paranoid android, like cats, tech, open world games,nature . Very amateur scientist /astronomer / climatologist.
Wide musical tastes, scouse sense of humour.
Absolutely no time for “alternative” facts.

https://justmytoots.com/@MaJ1@mastodonapp.uk

Avatar: A grey squirrel in a field, dressing in armour with red and blue shield and a tiny sword
Banner: Small computer room showing IBM ES/9000 mainframe & accessories

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MaJ1, to weirdfolks

Good evening Squirrel Fans.

Hope you lovely Peeps are all good.

Big Hiya to the folks who - voluntarily mind you - share TLs with me 😊🫶🐿️🖖

Remember ‘Do unto otters as you would have them do unto you’ Lu-Tze (via Terry Pratchett) 😁

@weirdfolks

Todays diary entry is here https://beige.party/

MaJ1, to random

@Rasta
Hey Rasta - hows your day been so far ?

MaJ1,

@Rasta You gotta lotta snow there my friend - it’s almost like you live in the north 😁

Keep warm & keep safe !

dgar, to random
@dgar@aus.social avatar

On Mastodon, bad jokes has almost become my…

respunsibility.

MaJ1,

@dgar SMH

I knew there was a reason I was hermiting today 🫣😂

MaJ1,

@NormanDunbar @dgar crustacean of your choice my friend 😂

Hope you’re having a decent Saturday my favourite Scottish exile 😁

MaJ1, to weirdfolks

& G’day Squirrel Fans, hope I find you bright eyed & bushy tailed!

In major hermit mode - so will be watching from the sidelines for much of today.

Have a the best Saturday & remember ‘time is relative- lunchtime doubly so’ Douglas Adams.

😊🫶🐿️🖖
@weirdfolks

MaJ1, to weirdfolks

Good night Squirrel Fans.

Off to play ESO for an hour before bed.

Have fabulous Friday frolic folks 😊🫶🐿️🖖

@weirdfolks

Todays diary entry is here https://beige.party/

RickiTarr, to random
@RickiTarr@beige.party avatar

Share your cute adorable face, or don't, just be a lurker!

This my face in the sun, and my poofy hair and my eyes looking at you

MaJ1,

@RickiTarr Me - lurk ?

Never !

Have the best w/e Ricki you green eyed Fedi sieren you !

😊🫶🐿️🖖

Rasta, to random
@Rasta@mstdn.ca avatar

I said, LOOK AWAY!!!

MaJ1,

@Rasta Ooohh , I tore my Achilles from like a foot off the ground , imagine how much damage I could do from up there on a setup like that ! 🤦‍♂️

MaJ1,

@Rasta It would be more drop n bounce 🏧 I’m afraid ! 😆

MaJ1, to random

@Jaden3 thanks for the follow back 👍🖖

MaJ1, to random

@dgar Hey Jon how’s you my friend ?

MaJ1,

@dgar Quiet, just did some exploratory housework (hanging up the underwear) & the ticker is currently making it clear that that was more than enough for today 🫤

Hey ho , more time on here & ESO 😁

MaJ1,

@dgar Always Dude, always - the chores for today are done & it’s takeaway (pizza) for tea so hopefully a decent chunk of R&R .

Have a good evening my friend - you beat us to the w/e - AGAIN 😆

MaJ1, to random

@Rasta Morning Rasta 😊🫶🐿️🖖

MaJ1,

@Rasta You know you’re supposed to use a mouse with a keyboard not a cat right 😁

BlippyTheWonderSlug, to random
@BlippyTheWonderSlug@social.cologne avatar

Good morning, ! Tea is steeping.

Another damp morning here at the ol' Imperial Palace. At least it's in double digits, barely. Kittys are fed and on patrol.

Why is convicted rapist Donald F Puppyfucker not yet in custody? AmeriKKKa is a 3rd world shithole.


GOP = (AKA )

Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die.

Israel is a terrorist state.

Today's agenda: Go nowhere. Do nothing. (other than eat, work, post, poop, etc)

MaJ1,

@BlippyTheWonderSlug Morning Blippy - got some snow going cheap if you want any 😆

MaJ1, to random

Once again I start preparing breakfast and herself has robbed me of all my spoons !!! 😭😩

dgar, to random
@dgar@aus.social avatar

Some people are like Slinkies.

Not really good for anything, but you can't help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs.

MaJ1,

@dgar The tail gets in the way EVERY time ! 🙄🤦‍♂️

Jaden3, to random
@Jaden3@mastodon.social avatar

I joined this app coz I saw it trending an shit. This bitch good an shit but istg I got to be the youngest ngga here 😅😅
Ain gon lie to get mastodon firin y'all got to encourage young people to!
Ian saying it got to be like insta and tik tok an shit coz y'all a different social an than what makes this shit good. But fk I feel like a baby on this mf 😅😅
Be good to fw y'all. If yall wan fw me hit me up .
Love Jaden ❤️

MaJ1,

@Jaden3 You be da baby kid, n more strength to you for it !
Masto is what it is, if others wanna come play with us ancients then we will welcome them as we welcome everyone!
One thing you gotta understand is that a decent number of us have physically been around since the dinosaurs, but inside we are still kids 😁😜

MaJ1, to weirdfolks

Good night Squirrel Fans.

Writing a new book - ‘60 shades of reddish grey’ - a pulsating triller about one squirrels fight for equality for all squirrels !

Have the very best time over the next 12 hours wether it be bing active of sleeping !

Oh & if you can’t be safe be good ! 😊🫶🐿️🖖

@weirdfolks

Todays diary entry is here https://beige.party/

MaJ1, to random

Ok triggered to the point of needing coping mechanisms… but none are available….
Hermit time.

MaJ1, to weirdfolks

& G’day Squirrel Fans, hope I find you bright eyed & bushy tailed!

Due to get a decent amount of snow today - I may just stay in bed !

Right I can do positive !!

Another day of R&R , maybe I will be up & about next week in time for Valentines.

Have a cracking Thursday , just tomorrow then it’s the weekend ! 😊🫶🐿️🖖
@weirdfolks

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