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AnotherDayInHell

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I'm a #Liberal in Florida and a working stiff who dabbles in satire. My humor is dark. I try to deliver hard truths in a humorous way. I will post about #politics, national and local. I will also boost funny content, non-political and pro. Do not fear my bluntness. Embrace it and don't take it personally. #hashtaggames are my means of release, and I may release quite a few. Apologies in advance.

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Show me the most 80's thing you can think of!

AnotherDayInHell,
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@RickiTarr These weren't made in the 80s (that I know of), but they should have been.

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What is this phase of coming out called?

AnotherDayInHell,
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@RickiTarr it's the "I'm desperate for any kind of human contact" phase

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Oh good, now Fox News cares about pollution and climate change!

AnotherDayInHell,
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@RickiTarr only when it suits them. They are also anti-hate crime when they get caught airing one live 🙈🙉🙊

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This is likely to be an unpopular opinion, but please hear me out. The US is under assault from within by Christian Dominionists aka Christian Nationalists. These people are not Christians. They are a performative death cult driven by a patriarchal, fascist worldview. We all know that, and we can all agree on that. Okay, here comes the unpopular opinion.

The only way to fight Christian Nationalism is through learning what Christianity is and what it isn't. That means studying The Bible, talking to Christians who are horrified by what is happening and bringing them in as allies, becoming members of organizations that fight to keep Church and State (Surprise! There are tons of religious people who belong to these organizations because they see the danger of Christian Nationalism), and countering Christian Nationalists' talking points with Scripture they claim to hold so dear.

A good place to start studying The Bible is The Skeptics Annotated Bible, found here:
https://skepticsannotatedbible.com/

Second, join a secular organization actively working on advocacy and court cases involving Church - State separation issues. Here is list from Wikipedia:
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Church%E2%80%93state_separation_advocacy_organizations

Third, follow Betty Bowers, America's Best Christian on YouTube and website (it's satire)
Mrs. Betty Bowers, America's Best Christian - YouTube https://m.youtube.com/user/mrsbettybowers

I hope you all will have an open mind on this, and give it try. As Sun Tzu said in the Art of War: “If you know the enemy and you know yourself, you need not fear the result of a hundred battles."

GrimmReality, to random
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I try not to judge people by appearance but I will admit that when the punk rock woman rounded the corner in front of me on a skateboard and smoking a cigarette, my immediate thought was "oh my god, be my friend."

AnotherDayInHell,
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@GrimmReality and that person probably looked rad while doing all of those things

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Uh oh. Kid Rock got caught drinking a Bud Light. Someone better revoke his Redneck card.

AnotherDayInHell, to HashtagGames
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There was this one time that some Mormon missionaries came to my door in the middle of a nasty storm. The rain was sideways, and lightning was whipping the sky. They asked if they could come in, and I really thought about it. I could practically hear the Final Jeopardy theme music. It still haunts me that I turned them away because I didn't want to let them in and risk hearing a sales pitch about the Book of Mormon and the LDS Church. If Hell exists, I am going there.



AnotherDayInHell, to HashtagGames
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Age: Not a day of over 38!

Gender: That's a nasty question. How dare you ask that.

Location: Florida or maybe the South of France. I dunno.

Body: Athletic, very virile. And tall.

Relationship status: It's complicated

Bio:
People always come me, big guys and their crying. Can you believe it? These guys their like army guys and they have tears coming out all over the place. And say, "Sir, sir! You are the most handsome man who ever lived! How can I be like you?" Can you believe it? I mean I'm pretty great. Good genes. The best! Did you know I don't need to exercise? That stuff will kill you because the body has a small amount of energy that gets used up if do it. No exercise, though if you want to do it that would okay with me.



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I got a firsthand look at how understaffed our hospitals and nursing homes are today. My boyfriend's mom is in rehab, post hip surgery. He and I went to buy some hair scrunchies and elastics for her. When we arrived to see her and give her stuff, she said she had the same hair elastic in her hair for the past 3 weeks. I don't know why someone didn't take it out when she was admitted or tried to wash her hair other than lack of staff. Her hair was so matted. My boyfriend and I spent about an hour combing her hair out with a detangler and detangling comb. We had cut some of her hair off, but thankfully not too much. I braided her hair in the hopes it wouldn't get so bad before her discharge date. The nurses don't need to comb her hair or cut it, but it's sad that they are so overworked that they can't even notice things like that.

AnotherDayInHell, to random
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The Cybertruck looks like something Elon scribbled in his school notebook next to "Elon Rulez!" and one of those angular, stylized S-shapes that get graffitied on everything.

AnotherDayInHell, to HashtagGames
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All of the last moments of insects dying on your windshield as you drive through the country.

AnotherDayInHell, to random
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I just got a wacom tablet, and I'm really bad it. Here's my bizarro spongebob drawn with the wacom.

AnotherDayInHell, to random
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I wonder if we'll see Ginny Thomas get indicted. She was involved in the conspiracy. Her number came up multiple times in that data map Denver Riggleman made for the Jan 6 Committee. 🤔

AnotherDayInHell, to random
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Sigh. Here we go again. Trump's lawyers are begging him not to hold his evidence press conference. Just quit, guys. He's not going to listen, and he's probably going to talk you into doing something illegal to stop him.

AnotherDayInHell, to random
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I want to be the first here to hit Mile High status before I die!

AnotherDayInHell, to HashtagGames
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Back in my day the only Boba we had was made into Tapioca pudding, and no one liked it.


AnotherDayInHell, to random
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Day 1:
A song you like with a color in the title.

Blue Monday by New Order

https://youtu.be/9GMjH1nR0ds

AnotherDayInHell, to random
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Another special counsel for Hunter Biden? Really?

AnotherDayInHell, to music
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Hey all. I neglected to do my intro when I switched instances a week ago. So, here it goes.

I've been on the Fediverse for about a month. I just came over from sloth.run. Some things I like are , , , , , , , and .

If you post something funny, I will boost it if I see it, and I may try to leave you a funny reply. I might fail!

Politics is a topic that I hate and somehow can't stop paying attention to. My political leaning is . I will post and boost news and political topics that are breaking, under reported, and news from my state. I might get a little soap-boxey from time to time or go on a rant. I try to keep that to a minimum.

is where I call home, so say hello if you are a fellow swamp-dweller! And if you have any , send them my way.

AnotherDayInHell, to random
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Football, but you have to play it in palazzo pants

AnotherDayInHell, to HashtagGames
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AnotherDayInHell, to HashtagGames
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Warning: This delicious grain is a complete protein, and is converting South America a new Sahara.

AnotherDayInHell, to HashtagGames
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The State of California has found that consumers of this product are more likely to enjoy the smell of their own farts.

AnotherDayInHell, to HashtagGames
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Joyous Noel, Mother,

I've made my list for Santa, and I sent out Christmas cards to all your friends just as you requested. Won't they be surprised when they see your festive greetings in their mailboxes! Surely Santa will look favorably upon me this year. I have been the best boy!

Indeed I have been good, Mother. Santa has decided to pay me a visit early this year. A lovely, young woman stopped by the motel today. I do hope you like her! She has beautiful hair and skin. Of course, nothing can compare to your perfect features, Mother! You are the Lord's angel of love and beauty. Still, I hope that you will allow me to become her friend. I believe she is nothing like that blonde harpy who patronized our establishment. You know I always trust your judgement without reservations or thoughts of selfish desire.

Mother, here's to another Christmas together. May it be merry, and may we both get what our hearts desire from old Saint Nick.

From your son, with love,

Norman B.


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My coworker and I are enjoying some Ric Flair energy drinks this morning.

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