Apytele

@Apytele@sh.itjust.works

I love genuine questions and people putting in the effort to love and understand each other better. If you come at me just wanting to argue I’m going to troll you back. FAFO.

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Apytele,

As I understand it a good few nazis actually did flee to south America, so it’s not like they just scrambled that one together from random bullshit.

Apytele, (edited )

Right like stimulants are super useful but more like for that guy in one of the world wars (who took way too many but other than that) and to his credit he did escape the Russians and lived to be like 70 or something. He also caught and ate a bird raw during this time period. Hang on actually let me go find the Wikipedia article.

Ok I’m back. I pasted the story here because I think it’s important to read BEFORE seeing the picture.

Koivunen was a Finnish soldier, assigned to a ski patrol on 15 March 1944 along with several other Finnish soldiers. Three days into their mission on 18 March, the group was attacked and surrounded by Soviet forces, from whom they were able to escape. Koivunen became fatigued after skiing for a long distance but could not stop. He was carrying his patrol’s entire supply of army-issued Pervitin, or methamphetamine, a stimulant used to remain awake while on duty. He consumed the entire supply of Pervitin, and had a short burst of energy, but soon entered a state of delirium and eventually lost consciousness. Koivunen later recalled waking up the following morning, separated from his patrol and having no supplies.

In the following days, Koivunen escaped Soviet forces once again, was injured by a land mine, and stayed in a ditch for a week, waiting for help. In the week that he was gone, he subsisted only on pine buds and a single Siberian jay that he caught and ate raw. Having skied more than 400 km (248.5 mi), he was later found and admitted to a nearby hospital, where his heart rate was measured at 200 beats per minute, and he weighed only 43 kg (94.8 lbs).

He died in 1989 at the age of 71.

The Article

It’s also my understanding (now, I’ve forgotten where I read it though) that his thought process on the matter was that when he was trying to get one out of the bottle but his gloves were too thick to get just one, so he said “fuck it I’m probably gonna die anyway” and poured them into his palm and just slammed then bitches back.

Apytele,

Stimulant withdrawal in general is just shit (cocaine withdrawal is well-known to cause suicidal ideation), but yeah I would rank nicotine as the worst personally. Of all the times a patient just about straight up punched me in the face, nicotine withdrawl is about 50% of my top ten.

That said, there’s some key differences between caffeine and nicotine that probably contribute to this:

  1. the obvious: caffeine is completely flameless. Even a vape has a heating element that I don’t want anywhere near cotton bedsheets with oxygen literally on tap from pipes that run through almost every interior wall in every patient care area. In theory they can have as many cups of coffee as they want and it’s super easy to taper with half-caff (or similar) if they are ready to quit. (Caffeine also doesn’t put anything into the air that could harm someone with a respiratory disorder or allergy).
  2. More importantly: The caffeine withdrawal management options we have replicate the sensory experience of consuming the drug MUCH more closely than nicotine. The hand-to mouth behavioral pathway centers the experience on almost every place in your body with dense sensory nerve clusters. The only way they could make either nicotine or caffeine more addictive is by finding a way to also involve your genitals. The patch just does not cut it, but half-caff just might.

Now my work does also have nicotine lozenges, which help with oral fixation and better replicate the peaking and troughing blood levels of intermittent use, but that doesn’t help with the hand motion. A significant portion of smokers are self-medicating either ADHD or one of the similar disorders, and you’ll notice they LOVE to fidget with their hands (remember fidget spinners? They were supposed to be for kids with ADHD). I’ve been trying to talk my work into buying those quit-go inhalers (it’s a plastic tube with menthol flavor) but you know how admin weasels are with their yacht money.

Apytele,

No but it’s a beatiful picture and I encourage you to keep enjoying your friend’s company!

Apytele, (edited )

And apparently even flourosis is only a cosmetic …illness? Honestly if Americans weren’t so obsessed with the cosmetics of teeth they might not even really notice. Like to the extent that people will strip their enamel in an attempt to whiten them. Even I had to look up what it was.

Apytele,

My suspicion is that it’s supposed to be a prion which is a misfolded protein that causes other proteins to also misfold which eventually just makes a giant mess of your brain and kills you, similar to how a badly executed pivot table might crash your computer. The obvious difference is that we can’t reboot your brain. The closest we’ve gotten is probably ECT, but even that’s just mostly an in-joke between me and my coworkers about it just dumping all your neurotransmitters out so they can be marie-kondo-ed back into the right places.

Apytele,

Even better if he just paid her to do it or knew her mom through church and set him up or something else just totally mundane just to fuck with him. Like this:https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/496be8dc-fb62-4965-ba27-30335cfbb0ee.jpeg

Apytele,

I keep meaning to. Tbh you’re doing a lot better than me, I usually fizzle out on this kind of thing within a few days.

Apytele,

The gym isn’t a bad place to meet girls, but I wouldn’t cold approach them for the most part or assume any who do talk to you want a relationship.

My best advice is that if you really like the gym and fitness, take a class at the gym that is likely to have more women in it, like yoga or a dance class. Do try to pick something you actually are kind of interested learning more about, though. It’ll give you something else to focus on and take the pressure off trying to meet people. It’ll also make you look better as a potential partner if they can personally watch you working hard at learning something.

How do people actually dumpster dive to get free food? Are there any other cheap/free ways like this to get food?

My local food bank can only provide 8 packages with referrals every time before you run out, and I have, but my situation hasn’t improved financially due to various set backs and I’m struggling to feed myself. I’ve heard that supermarkets throw out massive amounts, but have never been in a position where dumpster diving...

Apytele,

I would start by observing the places around you that serve food. Stop by 30 minutes to an hour before close and see when and where they typically throw things out and what condition the food is still in.

Apytele, (edited )

I’ve never understood why people on the internet feel the need to express their deviant sexual preferences on threads like these, IVAGINAL only.

Yes, I’m being facetious.

Apytele, (edited )

We just don’t say it aloud for the most part because it sounds like one of those new weirdly specific kinks.

Apytele, (edited )

Isn’t this what lemmit was for?

I tried making a c/curatedreddit but it never really took off. c/curatedtumblr is going pretty good though.

Apytele,

Even disregarding the misgendering aspect, the fact that anon thinks it would ever be ok to tell any person “hey I’m pretty sure I know what your genitals are even though you wouldn’t want me to” at any time is just… fascinating.

How should I change my polite behavior to be more accommodating?

My parents raised me to always say “yes sir” and “no ma’am”, and I automatically say it to service workers and just about anyone with whom I’m not close that I interact with. I noticed recently that I had misgendered a cashier when saying something like “no thank you, ma’am” based on their appearing AFAB, but...

Apytele,

I used to specifically work all-male forensics. The intricacies of social structure asking criminally insane men can be somewhat complex, but sir (and now that I work coed sometimes ma’am) goes a lot farther than you’d think. It also helps to start every shift by walking into the dayroom and saying “good evening gentlemen! How’s everybody doing tonight?”

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