ArmoredThirteen

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ArmoredThirteen,

All I see is a bunch of unused ad space when looking over the water. How are people going to know to buy Bouncy Bubbly Beverage if their attention is on a sunset or whatever?

ArmoredThirteen,

With all our experience from the last plague this one should be a breeze where everyone quarantines, vaccinates, and masks as needed. Yeah we’ll be fine

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as much of a PSA as this is a meme lol. don’t seek dietary advice from randos on the internet. everyone is different and the advice you see from @bonerfart on !memes can be dangerous and should be taken with a grain of salt (metaphorically, not a dietary recommendation 😜). instead consider one or both of:...

ArmoredThirteen,

I do fermented hot sauces regularly. I don’t know if it is me specifically but when I was trying to follow recipes they’d mold every time. Once I stopped following directions and started eyeballing everything I got better ferments. As much science as there is to fermenting at the end of the day humans have been throwing random shit in jars and calling it good for generations, and it can be just as much a ‘by the feels’ kind of thing

ArmoredThirteen,

Yeah 100k should be minimum wage here in Seattle honestly. That’s enough to get by comfortably and not have to worry too hard about necessities, though if you want to get really fancy and buy a small one person starter home you’ll need more

ArmoredThirteen,

Not all trans care sterilizes people, hormones don’t even necessarily sterilize people, and because this is in the context of trans care for kids I’m going to reiterate the obvious that children never get surgeries done. Minors might in the sense that rarely like 16-17+ person may be able to get some cosmetic stuff done but like we let cis kids do that anyway as long as it fits within their prescribed gender norm. Also we already make non-consensual surgery choices surrounding intersex people when they’re actual literal babies so where’s the “don’t surgery the kids” crowd on that topic?

ArmoredThirteen,

It’s definitely a satire but also yes very dark. The music video really makes it, for anyone who wants to see one of the most unhinged pieces of media out there in its full glory

ArmoredThirteen,

What are your thoughts on an Ouroboros but the front half is a pig and the back half is a hotdog?

ArmoredThirteen, (edited )

Well fam have I got a treat for you, this is the drawing I made for my first tattoo:

Boaroboroshttps://lemmy.ml/pictrs/image/b3a77778-c643-4f0e-90cd-7795466e4af5.png

ArmoredThirteen,

One of my top 5 favorite movies, such a good one

ArmoredThirteen,

One of my college courses we hand wrote a scan line renderer and it took like a month before we could get a single blank triangle to show up isometrically. I knew it was going to be difficult but that was especially eye opening for me at the time

ArmoredThirteen,

I’m saving up for the American Dream 2.0™️: Moving to another country

ArmoredThirteen,

Hey I’m really happy for you quitting drinking ❤️ I’m a few weeks short of two years no alcohol. The cost was unreal it gets so expensive

ArmoredThirteen,

Omg yes, you’re almost there 9/10, one of the best copy pasta contenders I’ve seen on Lemmy! Unhinged response, off topic statements, multiple paragraphs in length, claiming to be highly educated, and idk what the DOJ has to do with any of this but they like your fingers hell yeah! Just take away a bit of punctuation for that sweet run-on sentence feel and I’d give you a 10/10 but I’m still so proud of you 🫂

ArmoredThirteen,

Please keep it coming the ranting brings me joy ❤️

ArmoredThirteen,

In school (US) they taught us about the book burnings but conveniently left out that a lot of the most famous pictures are from this institute being ransacked. The suppression of knowledge continues :/

ArmoredThirteen,

We were driving through absolutely middle of nowhere western Washington once, forest everywhere, and started seeing signs like “do not stop for teens” or “don’t pick up hitchhiking kids”. We figured it was likely a cult or conversion camp since there weren’t any jouvies in that area, probably we would have ignored the signs and helped someone out if they asked

Nicolas Cage film 'The Surfer' induces knee-buckling six minute standing ovation at Cannes (beachgrit.com)

Now, let us all be honest. There has only been one surf film, ever, worth the time of an auteur and that is Bruce Brown’s seminal masterpiece The Endless Summer. Others, including Point Break, North Shore, Blue Crush are cute. Others still, including Chasing Mavericks and In God’s Hands, are so offensive as to count as...

ArmoredThirteen,

Unironically Pig is one of my favorite movies. I do live with a chef though so anything cook/chef related I get pretty invested in. I’ll have to watch Color Out of Space

ArmoredThirteen,

Okay but if you get the chance to visit Mr. Beef in Chicago I highly recommend it. Show was based off that location and parts of it were even filmed in it. The Bear nailed the vibe of the place perfectly and the food is awesome

What are your thoughts on the Menu?

ArmoredThirteen,

I am one of those very literal people and admit to not understanding a lot of satire. I try and keep quiet though until I see other comments so I know what’s going on. Sorry people get after you sometimes, you’re practically the glue holding Lemmy together

ArmoredThirteen,

No just be alert and, if you can, bring a backpack with first aid or other protective/countermeasure stuff. I always bring my protest bag with me it has impact goggles, respirator, earplugs, water, and a bit of first aid. Sometimes I bring my pride baseball bat but not as much now that my body is telling me my past injuries are more permanent than I thought so I’m more about defence x.x

ArmoredThirteen,

In my highschool we’d get actively yelled at by teachers if caught holding hands, and brought aside to be given talkings to and possibly detention if caught holding hands when walking anywhere near middle schoolers (the two buildings were right next to each other). Some people and groups really are that uptight

ArmoredThirteen,

I don’t understand the scale of this picture. It looks like a cooked lunchables pizza with standard pineapple chunks, but then a whole sink in the background makes it look too big to be that. What kind of pizza is this, is it bigger than I thought, and those huge pieces of pineapple, is that sink tiny?

ArmoredThirteen,

My family used to do peanut butter and honey sandwiches like this, whipping them together. The texture is a bit unreal it gets so smooth and light feeling

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