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AshleyMarineP, to random
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Potentially unpopular opinion: SD cards don't need to be so small. We were fine when they were all 24mm. We gain nothing by storing data on these microscopic pieces of plastic that would just as soon become lost forever down the floorboards after an ill-timed sneeze.

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Have you just some time looking for precious shots?

AshleyMarineP, to filmmaking
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Careers Week at the kids school. A deeply humbling experience, having to answer, "Did you make the Avengers? Do you work for Disney? Do you know Jack Black? Did you make Spiderman?" 🤣

#Filmmaker #Filmmaking #IndieFilmmaker #IndieFilmmaking #Director #FilmDirector #MovieDirector #Producer #FilmProducer #MovieProducer

AshleyMarineP, to random
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...wait, what?

AshleyMarineP, to movies
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Absolutely loved "Cat Person" on Netflix. The film brilliantly portrays what it's like to date as a young woman, while masterfully exposing how society's expectations and pressures (and sometimes lack thereof) cause immeasurable harm to everyone. A must-watch for anyone who has, is currently, or will someday date other humans... Also anyone who appreciates the accomplishment of creating almost unwatchably cringe sex scenes.

AshleyMarineP, to Parenting
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"Do you want to weigh or bag?"

#Saturday #SaturdayMorning #PTA #Parenting #Kids

AshleyMarineP, (edited ) to random
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Working from home with your partner means sending a flirty chat message in passing at 10:26am, answering some emails, then returning 15 minutes later to discover that the situation has escalated and you have 27 unread chat messages.

AshleyMarineP, to random
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I will not be taking any questions at this time.

AshleyMarineP, to music
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That's a wrap! Incredible day shooting an upcoming music video at Future Leap Clifton with the obscenely talented Dizraeli. Watch this space for the edit... 🌱☘️🌿

With @hightailentertainment

AshleyMarineP, to Parenting
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If you're not making one comically tiny pancake for each child and telling them that's all the breakfast they get, what are you even doing?

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AshleyMarineP, to Parenting
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Today the 10yo didn't finish her toast in time to leave the house, so she brought it with her. When she finished, she's asked if she could have more.

More toast.

On the motorway.

syntaxseed,
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@AshleyMarineP Didn't you know... parents are genies!! 😆

AshleyMarineP, to random
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US Valentine's Day cards:

  • 🐟 "I'm hooked on you"
  • 🍄 "I love you so mush"
  • 🍕 "You have a pizza my heart"

UK Valentine's Day cards:

🍆💦🍆🍑🍆💦🍑🍆

AshleyMarineP, to Parenting
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You just have to love how kids pick up your phrases. New development: Everything the 7yo thinks I get wrong, gets followed with, "... and I think you already know that."

AshleyMarineP, to random
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AshleyMarineP, to random
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BF, proud of himself: "I've already half-finished two jobs that weren't even on my list today."

Me: "That's very ADHD of you."

BF: "No, I'm doing Agile DIY."

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