AshleyMarineP

AshleyMarineP, 10 days ago to random

Potentially unpopular opinion: SD cards don't need to be so small. We were fine when they were all 24mm. We gain nothing by storing data on these microscopic pieces of plastic that would just as soon become lost forever down the floorboards after an ill-timed sneeze.

AshleyMarineP, 13 days ago to filmmaking

Careers Week at the kids school. A deeply humbling experience, having to answer, "Did you make the Avengers? Do you work for Disney? Do you know Jack Black? Did you make Spiderman?" 🤣

#Filmmaker #Filmmaking #IndieFilmmaker #IndieFilmmaking #Director #FilmDirector #MovieDirector #Producer #FilmProducer #MovieProducer

AshleyMarineP, 19 days ago to random

...wait, what?

AshleyMarineP, 1 month ago to movies

Absolutely loved "Cat Person" on Netflix. The film brilliantly portrays what it's like to date as a young woman, while masterfully exposing how society's expectations and pressures (and sometimes lack thereof) cause immeasurable harm to everyone. A must-watch for anyone who has, is currently, or will someday date other humans... Also anyone who appreciates the accomplishment of creating almost unwatchably cringe sex scenes.

#Film #Films #Movie #Movies #Women #Uni #UniLife #Romance #Dating

AshleyMarineP, 1 month ago to Parenting

"Do you want to weigh or bag?"

#Saturday #SaturdayMorning #PTA #Parenting #Kids

AshleyMarineP, 1 month ago (edited 1 month ago) to random

Working from home with your partner means sending a flirty chat message in passing at 10:26am, answering some emails, then returning 15 minutes later to discover that the situation has escalated and you have 27 unread chat messages.

AshleyMarineP, 1 month ago to random

I will not be taking any questions at this time.

AshleyMarineP, 2 months ago to music

That's a wrap! Incredible day shooting an upcoming music video at Future Leap Clifton with the obscenely talented Dizraeli. Watch this space for the edit... 🌱☘️🌿

With @hightailentertainment

#Music #Musician #MusicVideo #GreenScreen #Filmmaker #Filmmaking #Producer #FilmProducer #Director #FilmDirector #Bristol

AshleyMarineP, 2 months ago to Parenting

If you're not making one comically tiny pancake for each child and telling them that's all the breakfast they get, what are you even doing?

#Parenting #Kids #Breakfast #Pancakes

AshleyMarineP, 2 months ago (edited 2 months ago) to random

Do it.

#TV #Television #Games #GameShows #90s #90sKid #Nickelodeon

RPBook, 2 months ago to Parenting

#Parenting question. We have two kids. The 16yo is #autistic, we think the 11yo is #ADD.

When one of them does something wrong and we don't know which one, they will both claim it wasn't them. We find that upsetting, because one of them is lying to us.

We don't want to punish. We want a conversation about what happened and why, and an apology.

But it can take days of asking before one of them admits it, and that time is horrible. How can we get whoever did it to admit it sooner?

AshleyMarineP, 2 months ago to Parenting

Today the 10yo didn't finish her toast in time to leave the house, so she brought it with her. When she finished, she's asked if she could have more.

More toast.

On the motorway.

#Parenting #Kids

MattMerk, 2 months ago to random

Cancer robbed my of two things that have made me pretty angry. I missed seeing what could possibly (probably) be Depeche Mode's last tour. I also had to cancel seeing another band I love, The Kills. I used to see so much live music and I think that part of my life is over. 😡 So for that I will say #FuckCancer

AshleyMarineP, 2 months ago to random

US Valentine's Day cards:

• 🐟 "I'm hooked on you"
• 🍄 "I love you so mush"
• 🍕 "You have a pizza my heart"

UK Valentine's Day cards:

🍆💦🍆🍑🍆💦🍑🍆

AshleyMarineP, 2 months ago to Parenting

You just have to love how kids pick up your phrases. New development: Everything the 7yo thinks I get wrong, gets followed with, "... and I think you already know that."

#parenting #kids

AshleyMarineP, 2 months ago to random

👀

AshleyMarineP, 2 months ago to random

BF, proud of himself: "I've already half-finished two jobs that weren't even on my list today."

Me: "That's very ADHD of you."

BF: "No, I'm doing Agile DIY."

AshleyMarineP, 3 months ago to random

I just heard the best explanation of AI tech bros. "This is what happens when you're a nerd but you think you're too cool to read sci-fi. You eventually come up with it all yourself and think you created it."

AshleyMarineP, 3 months ago to random

Bluey is so amazing. 🤣 The mum, Chili, has the best lines.

"That's what happens when you're not happy with what you have. Eventually, someone else's husband gets it."

“Hi, I'm your wife, and if you want me to stay your wife, you'll learn about dishwashers.”

"I need 20 minutes where no one comes near me."

#kids #parenting

AshleyMarineP, 3 months ago to random

British barista: "Can I take your name?"
Me: "Ashley."
My cup: "Aeschleigheye"

AshleyMarineP, 3 months ago to filmmaking

Some sneak peeks of early character designs for Q-Trip, sketched and animated by the incredible Rory Free (insta freestyle_dowman)! We're be blending live-action and animation in this energetic short film which explores the opportunities and consequences of seemingly trivial choices. Coming soon!

#filmmaking #filmmaker #animation #animator #movies #films #filmdirector #producer #filmproducer

AshleyMarineP, 3 months ago to random

Rage watching "American Nightmare" on Netflix.

They don't have to write much fiction about women not being believed, because we have an endless stream of documentaries about the true stories.

XauriEL, 3 months ago to boardgames

Just played Smash Up with my partner and a couple of friends, and her Penguin Grannies absolutely ran away with the game. Use grannies to scry minions to the top, then use penguins to play them off the top. I was trying my hardest to combo off with Wraithrustler Kaiju and just couldn't get set up. #Boardgames