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BmeBenji

@BmeBenji@mstdn.social

Assume all toots about
*The Seahawks *Alter Bridge
*Gojira
or *Ice cream are factual and all other toots are nonsense

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timbray, to cryptocurrency
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It’s nauseating that the hyperscalers are crankin’ the carbon to inflate the AI bubble like there’s no tomorrow (which there won’t be, for my children, if we don’t cut back) but hey, don’t forget that Bitcoin is still in the running for the single most dangerous-to-the-planet use of computers.

https://www.theverge.com/2024/5/15/24157496/microsoft-ai-carbon-footprint-greenhouse-gas-emissions-grow-climate-pledge

BmeBenji,
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@timbray @jenniferplusplus

“Don’t be evil!

…

wait, did you just say you would pay me to be evil? Fuck, man this changes EVERYTHING!”

This is how I’m summarizing all actions by big corporations now

stux, to random
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Next time I’m in the office, I’m totally doing the 47 minute Windows update on my Mac

(Can you spot the ‘Easter egg’?)

Via whitescreen.online easily fake updates and crash screens from various OS’eseseses

BmeBenji,
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@stux Reminds me of hackertyper.com
Good if you want to impress your friends who love NCIS

lowqualityfacts, to random
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I gave up over 75 million followers on Twitter to be on Mastodon full time. Yes, as I'm sure many of you have guessed by now, I am Kim Kardashian.

BmeBenji,
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@lowqualityfacts That’s not a problem at all! Everyone loves a good comeback story!

BmeBenji, to HashtagGames
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Ken’s Hard-Earned Oscar
(ft. Barbie)

WhyNotZoidberg, to gaming
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Another car in "tip top condition" delivered to El Capitan.

BmeBenji,
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@WhyNotZoidberg I can respect both complaints. I wouldn’t say I’d make either of them though.

  1. I have the charge jump cyberware so platforming is easy, but more importantly surprisingly immersive imo

  2. I thought the game was lacking in difficulty and combat would end too quickly so I welcome the lengthier, more challenging combat sections.

BmeBenji,
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@Gosunkugi @WhyNotZoidberg reminds me of the more ominous warning from Bethesda games. “You cannot save while enemies are nearby” even though you’re alone in an abandoned schoolhouse lol

lowqualityfacts, to random
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July was the hottest month on record. So here's some tips on how to stay safe in the heat:

-Do not look directly at the sun. The sun interprets this as a challenge, and will become hotter to assert dominance.

-Cover your body in slugs. Each slug will lower your body temperature by a third of a degree.

-Crawl around on all fours instead of walking. Heat rises, so you want to stay as low as possible.

-Remove the various tubs of ice cream from your freezer to make room for yourself.

BmeBenji,
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@lowqualityfacts I will let myself burn up in the sun before I let my supply of ice cream melt, but thanks for the tips! Super helpful!

mmasnick, to random
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This is hilariously stupid. I mean, just painfully stupid. And, yes, it's real.

BmeBenji,
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@mmasnick I thought I was reading this wrong at first. Wow.

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