I just think at some point in my life, there is going to be a wonderful comedic opportunity to crush an apple and I should learn how or train now. e: Anybody else have any ridiculous goals right now?
"The longer the war goes on, the more territory Russia will gain until they hit the Dnipro, which is tough to overcome. However, if the war lasts long enough, Odesa will fall too," Elon Musk said on X.
Russia has now withdrawn all its major vessels from occupied Crimea except for the rocket carrier Cyclone, which has never launched a missile, a Navy spokesperson said on March 30.
I’m always trying to create the ultimate, but I’ve never quite achieved it. I definitely need more restraint in terms of number of ingredients. EDIT: For Kicks, I dug up this very old family recipe.
Sweat down the pepper & onion, season, cool and add to the rest…take a small portion and cook it, adjust seasoning
Loaf it, bake it (I roll these in parchment to bake
no measurements, because the recipe I habe it for 60# ground beef (makes A LOT), its lste and im tired.
Mike Holmgren, when he was staying at a hotel I was working in for the NFL rules committee ate a double portion of this recipe (my recipe) for lunch AND dinner for 5 days straight.
We’ve been getting edged for so long with this fucker, I’m afraid that when it finally happens and he’s gone for good my balls will just simply explode
Ashoka , to me, was like watching someone slowly plod across a floor and deliver a standard line, then swing around furiously, then plod back to the other side.
I've questions (file.coffee)
A whistleblower claims that Boeing’s 787 Dreamliner is flawed. The FAA is investigating (www.cnn.com)
Biden may miss window to appear on Alabama’s presidential ballot, secretary of state says (www.cnn.com)
Bavaria mulls cannabis-free Oktoberfest beer party - BBC News (www.bbc.co.uk)
Boooooooo!!!
I want to be able to crush an apple with one hand
I just think at some point in my life, there is going to be a wonderful comedic opportunity to crush an apple and I should learn how or train now. e: Anybody else have any ridiculous goals right now?
I'm not the best photographer - I didn't have eclipse glasses (lemmy.world)
Are the posthumans here yet? (bigthink.com)
science 🤝 humanities (mander.xyz)
Musk: Russia 'will certainly gain more land,' may seize Odesa (kyivindependent.com)
"The longer the war goes on, the more territory Russia will gain until they hit the Dnipro, which is tough to overcome. However, if the war lasts long enough, Odesa will fall too," Elon Musk said on X.
Navy: Russia withdraws 'most valuable' ships from occupied Crimea (kyivindependent.com)
Russia has now withdrawn all its major vessels from occupied Crimea except for the rocket carrier Cyclone, which has never launched a missile, a Navy spokesperson said on March 30.
Florida deputy’s son, 10, accused of selling dead father’s gun to classmate for $300 (www.nbcnews.com)
Two 10-year-old students were arrested in connection with a gun sold at their elementary school in Florida, county officials confirmed....
Here we go again (sh.itjust.works)
The vidya: files.catbox.moe/7frxz6.mp4
What are your best meatloaf recipes?
I’m always trying to create the ultimate, but I’ve never quite achieved it. I definitely need more restraint in terms of number of ingredients. EDIT: For Kicks, I dug up this very old family recipe.
Costco cracking down on non-members eating at food courts (www.nydailynews.com)
Hand with Reflecting Sphere - M.C. Escher (1935) (4.bp.blogspot.com)
Tough but rewarding work (lemmy.world)
It’s okay, I can make this joke because some of my best friends are welders
What are the other 6 Ds? (lemmy.world)
True. Both religions are equally shit. (midwest.social)
cross-posted from: midwest.social/post/10212463
Cute lil war machines
Major Asset Seizure Likely as Trump Can't Afford Bond for NY Fraud Case (www.commondreams.org)
cross-posted from: lemmy.world/post/13297800...
The Acolyte Trailer (youtu.be)
[GENERAL] Buttering bread with the back of a spoon is easier and better than doing it with a knife
Try it before you dismiss it, that’s all I’m saying!...
Tucker Carlson fooled by YouTubers who claim they edited Kate Middleton photo (www.independent.co.uk)
The pranksters claimed ‘mainstream media in the UK wouldn’t touch the story’ to get Mr Carlson’s attention...
Officials seize 750lb blind alligator from New York home (www.theguardian.com)
Authorities say owner in Erie county neither had a proper permit for the animal nor properly secured the 30-year-old animal