Chronomyst

@Chronomyst@beige.party

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Chronomyst, to random

Seriously any recommendations for a new server?

Chronomyst,

@devxvda Thanks. I'll probably try it then.

Chronomyst,

@devxvda I just want to find a server without assholes.

Chronomyst, to random

Greetings insomniacs and people in other timezones.

GrimmReality, to random
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Oh no, guys, some foodie knob just informed me it is BAD LUCK to break dry pasta to fit it into a smaller pot, and, guess what, jerks I'VE BEEN BREAKING DRY PASTA MY WHOLE LIFE AND wait a minute.

Yup ok.

God damn it.

Chronomyst,
Chronomyst, to random

We all have issues here. Every one of us has got problems. I kinda love that.

Chronomyst, to random

What up homies.

Chronomyst, to random

What's a good reason to get out of bed?

Chronomyst,

@devxvda I can't do whiskey but I do love coffee and I have some good stuff here.

Chronomyst, to random

I have work to do on me but who don't.

Chronomyst, to random

The like button actually just alerts gentlemen at the FBI.

ItsThatDeafGuy, to music
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Chronomyst,
Chronomyst, to random

"My name is Bond, stronk James. Yes, I'm having a stronk."

Chronomyst,

@josephramoney @StefanThinks yeah it was a reference?

ever read ecclesiastes?

“The thing that hath been, it is that which shall be; and that which is done is that which shall be done: and there is no new thing under the sun.”

StillIRise1963, to random
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If you love your kids, you'll come together to fight fascism.

Chronomyst,

@StillIRise1963 Love your kids people.

devxvda, to random

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  • Chronomyst,

    @devxvda Or if you're like me you wonder if you're having an episode.

    Chronomyst,

    @devxvda cut a potato in half and stick one flat side of the spud in your socket? or no?

    Chronomyst,

    @devxvda that's the extent of my electrical knowledge then, sounds good.

    I hate popping bulbs. very triggery for me, although I don't personally like to use that word for it, yet it fits.

    Chronomyst, to random

    Well, cotton-eye joe, what HAVE you to say for yourself?

    Chronomyst, to random

    It occurs to me that our society does not possess the best system for producing well-formed adults.

    beaveinflow, to random

    My vagina is a load-bearing wall.

    Chronomyst,

    @beaveinflow It's so mysterious, like a vagina.

    Chronomyst,

    @beaveinflow Is it load bearing like a load of cum or... you know what, I'll come back to it later...🥵

    Chronomyst,

    @beaveinflow
    👏👏👏
    🥵🥵🥵

    @fcktheworld587

    Chronomyst,

    @fcktheworld587 @beaveinflow opens mouth, then closes it again quietly

    Chronomyst,

    @beaveinflow lol any time you’re interested i’m available

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