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DJDarren

@DJDarren@mendeddrum.org

Quality Ass Man by day, tired by night.

#iPod nerd, #ADHD brain, fundamentally lazy.

An actual DJ - Monday nights - 8:00-10:00 BST on https://labr.online

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DJDarren, to Eurovision
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Eyes down for , lads.

And a great start with the lass from Israel coming out to a song where the chorus is “I don’t care”.

Astonishing.

DJDarren, to Eurovision
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Fair warning, the first #Eurovision semi final is about to start, and I will be posting. Mute that tag if needs be.

DJDarren, to Eurovision
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This Greek lass is scaring me, she’s like one of those feral youths you get these days.

DJDarren, to random
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Remember the exams I sat 10 weeks ago that I was really nervous about?

Well, finally got the results today!

…and I failed them both…

sigh

DJDarren, to random
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With great deliberation, I’ve decided that next Monday’s edition of shall have the theme of…

Animals

Animals are great, and there’s loads of them that people have written songs about. So fling your suggestions my way and let’s see if we can’t put together the best animals-related radio show the world has ever seen.

Monday / 8-10pm BST / https://labr.online / @labr

DJDarren, to random
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Listening back to yesterday’s edition of and have noticed 1 (one) fuck up.

Let me know if you hear it…

https://www.mixcloud.com/DJDarren/theplaylist-270524-animals/

DJDarren, to random
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DJDarren, to random
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Opening this week’s with a song that’s 30 seconds long and Steps.

God, I love doing radio.

DJDarren, (edited ) to random
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Morning comrades!

I need to start pondering the theme for next Monday's radio show today. I think it might be 'Numbers'.

DJDarren, (edited ) to random
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The theme for tonight's edition of is...

Summer

The days are longer, the sun is shining, the flowers have bloomed, the bees are buzzin', so fire your summer related picks at me.

Today, 8:00 - 10:00pm UK time...

https://stream.labr.online/

@labr

DJDarren, to random
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Considering it’s treated as nothing more than a comedy song (because, to be fair, it is very, very funny), there’s no reason for Horse Outside to be such an incredible tune. I’m actually annoyed that I didn’t think of it for last night’s show.

The Rubberbandits - Horse Outside

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljPFZrRD3J8

DJDarren, to random
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I’m trying to find information on the people we’re supposed to be voting for in the council elections today, and it ain’t easy.

They’ve all spent a fortune on shit to throw through our door, all of which has been funneled into the recycling, but basically none of them have a website with any information.

How hard is it in this day and age to throw up a quick, single page site that simply lists your plans, with a link to your socials?

DJDarren, to random
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With much deliberation, I have decided that the theme for tomorrow's edition of is...

Summer

The days are longer, the sun is shining, the flowers have bloomed, the bees are buzzin', so fire your summer related picks at me.

DJDarren, to random
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Grumpy this evening and not entirely sure why.

Don’t like it.

DJDarren, to random
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It’s annoying when I have to spend fifteen minutes editing up the show because I made too many silly fuck ups.

Still, those listening back will have no idea, so I shouldn’t really be posting this. Should probably maintain the mystery, or some shit.

DJDarren, to random
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Now playing Kyuss on , because I know what’s up.

DJDarren, to random
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With @witewulf suggesting a Clutch track for the next edition of #ThePlaylist, I’ve been reminded of their absolutely fucking incredible cover of Fortunate Son.

There are few songs more capable of making me feel like I could take on the world than this one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1DJFNSideQ

#NowPlaying

DJDarren, to random
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Lovely Manager is being very chatty this morning, asking me questions about an audit that he could easily find the answers to meaning I can't concentrate on putting together the running order for tonight's show.

DJDarren, to random
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Putting together tonight's is proving tricky.

I have 2:19:51 worth of music in the list so far, which needs to be thinned by at least 35 minutes.

Got to make some tough decisions!

DJDarren, to iPad
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Lots of #iPad-chuntering in the #Apple-sphere ahead of the announcements next week, and honestly, I think it’s Apple’s approach to the iPad that pisses me off the most.

It’s where it’s most obvious that they like money and don’t want to have to sacrifice any. So they charge £1250 for an iPad Pro that has the raw processing power to be an incredible computer, but they crippled it with iPadOS in order to incentivise people to also buy a Mac.

DJDarren, to random
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Until the day I die, I will never be able to remember how to insert a hyperlink in a comment.

Is it (text)[link] or text? Who knows, I’ll just have to search it again.

It’s up there with how to wire a plug. I know how to do it, but I always have to double check which wire goes to which pin. Always. I have wired dozens of plugs in my time. Dozens.

DJDarren, to random
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I’m just now realising that, for some reason it could well be entirely possible to put together a two hour radio show comprising purely of songs about horses.

Why do songwriters love horses so much?

DJDarren, to random
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Something else that’s part of my job is inducting new starts, and something that always amazes me is how many of them simply don’t turn up.

They go to the effort of applying for a job, coming in for an interview and accepting the offer, then just don’t bother.

I mean, I get it. Either the interview shows them something they don’t like, or they get a better offer or whatever, but an email to say “nah, get fucked” only takes a minute to write.

DJDarren, to random
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Anyway, morning, champions!

How are you all on this shitty, wet Tuesday?

DJDarren, to random
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I guess I understand why it’s the case, but it still blows my mind that British Standards documents aren’t freely available from .gov.uk as a download.

They’re literally the documents that outline how things should be done, but you have to pay a vast amount to access any of them.

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