@DJDarren@mendeddrum.org
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DJDarren

@DJDarren@mendeddrum.org

Quality Ass Man by day, tired by night.

#iPod nerd, #ADHD brain, fundamentally lazy.

An actual DJ - Monday nights - 8:00-10:00 BST on https://labr.online

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TheBreadmonkey, to random
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Fun fact. The food company 'Findus' was actually named by horses sending a message about the product contents from beyond the grave.

labr, to music
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Now playing on LABR: Pick & Mix 04 iShotJr & Brother Soul! Tune in now at https://labr.online

the_etrain, to random
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Gonna have to change the name of this gym from Pound Town to Kilogramburgh cause people seem to be getting the wrong idea.

craiggrannell, to random
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Some good news: Jamie Smart won TWO awards at the British Book Awards. He’s such a kind, generous sort, and his books are superb and funny anarchic fare, whether you’re 5 or 55. His success is well-deserved. Just be mindful if you watch the speeches that there might be onions or dust about or something.

https://bsky.app/profile/jamiesmart.bsky.social/post/3ksgwfnwhic2f

the_etrain, to random
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Forget Gold's Gym. Come on down to Pound Town for a real fitness experience.

Saltssaltgirl, to random
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There’s a mourning period between books. You need to make peace with the words before you can move to the next.

angry_drunk, to random
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Look you deranged fucks, I don’t give a singular wet shit how “conversational” ChatGPT lonely-nerd edition is. It’s fundamentally full of bullshit. If I wanted to have a “conversation” with a glib imbecile, I’d take my ass down to to bar and strike up a conversation with the dipshits there.

stroughtonsmith, to random
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‘The iPad Feels Lost’, with some damning supercuts. Short and sweet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xh-u9ls-hNY

alex, to random
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Trains. The long vehicle. Did you know that the train driver might be at the front of the train even if you're in one of the carriages? That's how long trains are. Wow! For more train facts visit wikipedia.

alex,
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Train fact. Most trains say where they're going on the front. However you will sometimes see trains marked "driver's discretion". This means the driver gets to decide where it goes. Why not get on a drivers discretion train today? It can be a fun alternative to going somewhere you want.

monsoonrains, to random
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Recruiter: "This cover letter is very good, but I think we should leave out this part near the end."

Me: "Which part?"

Recruiter: "The part where you say you 'need two separate sessions of 80 minute, uninterrupted dump time during each workday'."

Me: "Is that too much to ask?"

Recruiter: "Yes!"

Me: "Bowel health is important."

labr, to music
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Tonight on

//Thursday BST

20.00 - 22.00
The Playlist LIVE with @DJDarren -

Join us if you'd like.
labr.online/

davidho, to random
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It’s weird how when the Department of Transportation is using the bike lane, they give themselves an entire car lane for protection.

DJDarren, to random
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On hold to make dr's appointment at 8:30 on a Monday morning.

An iconic pairing.

Troggie,
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@DJDarren the best part is when they phoned you to ask me to phone them on Monday morning to make the appointment. Instead of just making the appointment.

Loukas, to random
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I have a slightly higher amount of energy than usual.

rubs hands

Time to over-commit and get burnt out again.

GeorgeCzernuszka, to random
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Good that Andy Burnham and others are talking about abolishing ‘right to buy’, the disastrous Thatcherite policy that continues to destroy so many lives.

Yet we need to go further and introduce ‘right to buy back.’ Any former council homes now being privately rented out should be buyable back by councils with the same percentage discount they were originally sold for.

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/article/2024/may/12/england-right-to-buy-thatcher-labour-leadership

rileytestut, to random
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The first PlayStation emulator for iOS has arrived! Gamma by ZodTTD is now on the App Store for free, expanding iOS emulation to Sony’s original retro console 🥳 https://apps.apple.com/us/app/gamma-game-emulator/id6499106870

Anoia, to random
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This week's forecast.

Beware all cutlery on Tuesday. But especially teaspoons

Lucky egg slicer on Wednesday

Random "could go either way" utensil- wooden spoon all week.

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Skeewiff, to random
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Save the date!

We have been invited on to the ever joyous Craig Charles Funk & Soul Show for a chat and some funks.

Do tune in next Saturday, the 18th May at 6 PM for a Wifftastic extravaganza and a veritable cornucopia of exclusive rewiffs 🎉

Till then, why not check out this weeks most excellent show.. Link in replies.

Skeewiff,
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https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m001yyxj

scary_cat_lady, to random
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I did my first sports photography. 285 new photos up on my Flickr
https://flickr.com/photos/94318446@N00

patrickworld, to random
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Wanna feel old? This sentence is in English.

jwildeboer, to Eurovision
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And now the cleanup can begin. Dear #EBU, you have a lot of explaining to do. Overdubbing the booing from the audience. Disqualifying the Netherlands. This years #Eurovision was filled with wonderful music and artists, but your politics, dear EBU, yes, YOUR politics at this event, where you loudly claim it’s unpolitical — it stinks.

DJDarren, (edited ) to random
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Tonight on : Numbers.

EDIT: The playlist is now closed! You’ve suggested some incredible tunes. Tonight is going to be great!

- Monday - 8-10pm BST - @labr

ami, to Israel
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So many 's are now whinging that their contestant not winning is antisemitic and the loss purely is due to prejudice.

No. Don't go there. That's weak.

The world blames your govt for the genocide the IDF is committing. Not you.

Being pro-Palestinian or anti-war or even anti-genocide DOES NOT equate to being antisemitic.

We don't blame Israeli's personally. We know you are not doing it, unless you are IDF yourself.

We stand with you against your government. Vote them out.

RolloTreadway, to Eurovision
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Actually, one more thing.

I've been scrolling through the hashtag, and there is so so much love and joy from non-binary, trans and other people about Nemo's success (and also the general wonderfulness of Bambie Thug).

And it's beautiful. Honestly, just so beautiful.

Love to all of you, you fantastic bunch of humans.

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