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DJDarren

@DJDarren@mendeddrum.org

Quality Ass Man by day, tired by night.

#iPod nerd, #ADHD brain, fundamentally lazy.

An actual DJ - Monday nights - 8:00-10:00 BST on https://labr.online

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With great deliberation, I’ve decided that next Monday’s edition of shall have the theme of…

Animals

Animals are great, and there’s loads of them that people have written songs about. So fling your suggestions my way and let’s see if we can’t put together the best animals-related radio show the world has ever seen.

Monday / 8-10pm BST / https://labr.online / @labr

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Listening back to yesterday’s edition of and have noticed 1 (one) fuck up.

Let me know if you hear it…

https://www.mixcloud.com/DJDarren/theplaylist-270524-animals/

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Considering it’s treated as nothing more than a comedy song (because, to be fair, it is very, very funny), there’s no reason for Horse Outside to be such an incredible tune. I’m actually annoyed that I didn’t think of it for last night’s show.

The Rubberbandits - Horse Outside

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljPFZrRD3J8

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Putting together tonight's is proving tricky.

I have 2:19:51 worth of music in the list so far, which needs to be thinned by at least 35 minutes.

Got to make some tough decisions!

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I’m just now realising that, for some reason it could well be entirely possible to put together a two hour radio show comprising purely of songs about horses.

Why do songwriters love horses so much?

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I guess I understand why it’s the case, but it still blows my mind that British Standards documents aren’t freely available from .gov.uk as a download.

They’re literally the documents that outline how things should be done, but you have to pay a vast amount to access any of them.

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Anyway, morning, champions!

How are you all on this shitty, wet Tuesday?

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Something flipped in my stupid brane earlier which sent me from Good Day Darren to Everyone’s An Arsehole Darren, and I’m not a huge fan of it, tbh.

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Yes yes, we’re all rightfully mad about AI and genocides and all that, but no one is talking about the biggest issue we’re facing: the proliferation of chocolate bars that aren’t segmented into neat lines.

Fuck you Tony, for the chaos you’ve wrought.

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Having a Van Morrison moment this morning. Dunno why, just had a yen to listen to Whenever God Shines His Light, because it’s a nice track. Cheesy, yeah, and features Harry Webb himself, but it’s a chilled listen.

https://songwhip.com/van-morrison/whenever-god-shines-his-light

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Just had cause to remember the first radio show I presented on a community station near Southampton. This was in 2007, a month or so after I started my radio degree.

Because I had no real way of playing requests on the fly like I could now if I wanted to, I had to make sure my playlists were all backtimed and ready, then I burned them onto two CDs. Even tracks on one, odd tracks on the other.

This meant I didn’t have to cue anything because the next track was already lined up.

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Just saw a post about how The Flintstones movie came out 30 years ago, and honestly, I think that movie was a slab of genius.

Sure, the story is kinda dumb, but the loving care with which they created the whole world around it was worth the price of the ticket alone. ‘50s surburban Americana with Stone Age technology that looked for all the world like it was filmed in a theme park.

I was 13 on holiday in the US with my Dad, and it was perfect.

https://nerdtropolis.com/the-flintstones-1994-movie-celebrates-30th-anniversary/

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Today’s Wordle will elicit some swears.

DJDarren, to random
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@mixxx Hey. Is it possible to disable the tips that pop up when you hover over an element?

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On the one hand, it’s only been half a day since Sunak called a GE and I’m already exhausted by it.

But on the other, I’m a slut for reading about how much the Tories are suffering so don’t want to mute all mentions of it altogether.

It’s a real conundrum.

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Morning, champions!

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Sat here watching the rain. It’s quite nice.

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Finally got around to listening to the new Frank Turner album today. ‘Somewhere Inbetween’ has properly hooked me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xn99Avv9Y8o

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🪨🦞

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If this had happened in the movie, the dinosaurs would have escaped immediately, while the humans died horrible, painful deaths. https://botsin.space/@lexknowssystems/112513018278238626

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Nice one, Microsoft. I just want to play my game, but first we have to fuck about VNCing in so we can dismiss this bullshit.

If you can’t read it, the options it gives are “Get It” and “Schedule It”.

I feel like “No” should be an option.

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I’ll tell you how much my fucks with me.

I need to finish putting together tomorrow’s show. I’ve already got it 75% in place, just need to find the last few tracks and put them in order. Easy.

But I can’t muster up the mental energy to do it, because I know that I have all day tomorrow. I love doing the show, I just can’t convince my brane of that.

So rather than do it tonight and have the whole day to whatever tomorrow, I’ll spend this evening worrying that I haven’t done it yet.

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The garden is now finished. Well, all the shit I trimmed today is now in a bag waiting for me to be arsed to take it up the tip.

The lawn looks like ass because it’s No Mow May, and apparently my lawn contains no wildflowers, just shitty weeds that grow fat, spiky leaves.

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Sat on a bench in the park, while an old bloke shouts to his Very Good Dog “Have you done all your wee wees?” then demands a kiss from him.

Fair play to the lad.

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