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DJDarren

@DJDarren@mendeddrum.org

Quality Ass Man by day, tired by night.

#iPod nerd, #ADHD brain, fundamentally lazy.

An actual DJ - Monday nights - 8:00-10:00 BST on https://labr.online

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Opening this week’s with a song that’s 30 seconds long and Steps.

God, I love doing radio.

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Ah, Hash Pipe on #6Music. The last good original Weezer song.

DJDarren, to random
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Has anyone else with an iOS device on 17.4/.1 noticed that Files is a copper bottomed pile of shit?

Turns out it's been a problem for a couple months, is fixed in the beta of 17.5 which has been up for a couple of weeks, but nothing has been sent out to regular users yet.

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Just seen this comment on /r/iPad that's a perfect summation of why iPadOS is what's standing in the way of iPad being a truly great device.

A screen grab of the second half of the comment linked in the first reply to this post. It is too long to paste in here.

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On hold to make dr's appointment at 8:30 on a Monday morning.

An iconic pairing.

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Been 'enjoying' some of the usual post-Eurovision chat at work this morning.

"Morning Darren, good weekend?"

"Yes thanks. Got drunk and enjoyed Eurovision"

"You watch that‽ It's just gay shit these days, isn't it?"

sigh

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Shaved my beard off this evening, and have only just worked out why Face ID isn’t working.

I am not a smart man.

DJDarren, to Eurovision
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Eyes down for , lads.

And a great start with the lass from Israel coming out to a song where the chorus is “I don’t care”.

Astonishing.

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It’s a proper balmy, hazy summer evening here. 23°, wispy clouds and a gentle breeze. It’s like August and I’m ok with it.

DJDarren, (edited ) to random
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Tonight on : Numbers.

EDIT: The playlist is now closed! You’ve suggested some incredible tunes. Tonight is going to be great!

- Monday - 8-10pm BST - @labr

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Having a bit of a crisis re: tomorrow's show.

Do I play Stevie Nicks' original of Edge of Seventeen, or do I play High Contrast's absolutely incredible remix?

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Just followed a link to a thread on r/israel, in which a bunch of people from outside Europe were talking about how they cast all 20 of their votes for Israel, and it all just felt so profoundly depressing.

Perhaps I’m kinda tired and a shade hungover, but it just hit me that even something as enjoyable and relatively benign as can be hijacked by shitheads.

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Been following the tag all evening, and through the whole evening have just seen 1 (one) post in support of Israel.

So I blocked them.

DJDarren, to Eurovision
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Hol up, the UK voters gave 12 points to Israel?

A-mazing…

What a shithole rock full of cunts I live on.

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While I’m not suggesting I don’t vacuum my house often enough, I’ve hit the max fill line in the Dyson after just two rooms.

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Was just inspired to go looking for some editions of Computer & Video Games Magazine from when I was a kid.

Found a load on the Internet Archive, so downloaded one at random, and saw this magnificent thing.

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I kinda miss the days when I’d have thoughts and I’d write them into a blog that no one read.

These days I have thoughts that I throw on here because they’re fleeting and I don’t think they hold enough value to spend time writing them out in full.

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I'll tell you what; listening to the #Eurovision entries without the accompanying choreography of the live show certainly helps me to figure out which ones are musically interesting. Particularly as the playlist doesn't note which country they're representing.

The Israel entry came on, and all I could think was how it's just a generic Eurovision entry. Nothing special about it at all. But I didn't realise it was Israel until I looked.

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This Greek lass is scaring me, she’s like one of those feral youths you get these days. #Eurovision

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Morning champs!

DJDarren, to Eurovision
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Oof, Israel going through…

DJDarren, to random
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Lads, I have a delivery supposedly coming from Evri that is now three minutes outside the delivery window.

What odds are there on it turning ing up?

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The sun is shining today, and Apple Music has just shuffled up this absolute beaut from Royksopp.

It’s whisked me right back to lounging by a pool in Ibiza in September 2003, where I drank an ungodly amount of San Miguel while listening to this on my MiniDisc player.

Wonderful.

Royksopp - A Higher Place

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1ic7OypPb8

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For 200 years after the first European tasted a pineapple it was basically impossible to ship one across the Atlantic without it rotting.

And here we are in the 21st century just dumping them on the pavement.

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Until the day I die, I will never be able to remember how to insert a hyperlink in a comment.

Is it (text)[link] or text? Who knows, I’ll just have to search it again.

It’s up there with how to wire a plug. I know how to do it, but I always have to double check which wire goes to which pin. Always. I have wired dozens of plugs in my time. Dozens.

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