Empricorn

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Empricorn,

Honestly, the fact that there is a bell and that it has relevance makes me want to burn YouTube to the ground. And I’m not even a content creator!

Empricorn,

Hmm. I’ve heard that before, but I’ll pretty much stop whatever I’m doing if I hear a meow! Whereas a baby crying just makes me think “please shut the fuck up”…

Empricorn,

It’s not easy. You have to be completely dead inside and ready to fire all your coworkers at a moment’s notice!

Empricorn,

Internet. Those with empathy have been wary for years…

Empricorn,

Who said that!? I don’t know you!

Empricorn,

What’s your safe word?

Empricorn,

I got like halfway through that word and now I’m being strangled with a gigantic dildo…

Empricorn,

Shitty people and finding the absolute least-relevant issue possible to bitch about. Name a more iconic duo…

Empricorn,

Also, wasn’t she actually a Producer for some adult content? Can’t exactly do that while being a mindless “hole & a heartbeat”, which is what their narrative is…

Empricorn,

Have you tried Linux, communism, and being gay?

Empricorn, (edited )

Damn, speedrunning the Lemmy topics! I only do 2/3 of them, otherwise we’d probably already be married!

Empricorn,

I’ll take 10. Here is a picture of a goldfish as payment.

Empricorn, (edited )

Yeah, this had fucking better be the top comment!

Empricorn,

“Death waits for no one!”

But seriously, glad you’re safe…

Empricorn,

Dress (act) for the job you truly want!

Empricorn,

Well, now it does…

Empricorn,

Wait, you’re 16 years old!? No offense, but you’re still a baby. Anything you want to do with your life, go do it!

Empricorn,

Yeah, I hear you…

Empricorn,

Yeah, I figured it was EOL. But look for the option at the top and the toggle is there, in the current version!

Empricorn,

Sorry, no. I was being facetious.

Empricorn,

Or, they are as hate-filled as he is. Or both…

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