JeeBaiChow

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JeeBaiChow,

…and then you don’t go back to get your coat because it’ll be embarrassing and she’ll say ‘toldja!’

JeeBaiChow, (edited )

My dad put a cup of water in my car during tofu deliveries to a hill resort. He said it was to ensure the tofu didn’t get damaged in transit. But he was secretly developing my downhill racing technique. Apparently if I didn’t spill the water, it meant that my cornering technique was ‘smooth’.

Also the kiddie version of ‘wax on wax off’ is ‘hang your jacket on the hook, take your jacket off the hook’.

JeeBaiChow,

Now if only there was a high profile, relatively successful aero guy in the industry either coming out of his contract, or who decided to cut his contract early, say, for reasons that his boss made inappropriate advances to their mutual assistant? Wouldn’t that be just swell, if you’re a Mercedes fan?

JeeBaiChow,

It’ll be a greater fuck you to the 7 time world champion who left to Ferrari due to an underperforming car and contract disagreements.

JeeBaiChow,

C’mon man. Don’t add insult to ugly.

Oh she’s a politician? Then by all means, fire away!

JeeBaiChow,

I believe he’s trying to get out of it by saying the most outrageous things possible. Only it resonates with the crazies (apparently there are a lot more of them than most people believe) and here we are. If he gets back in office, he’ll be criticized for not following through, so these ideas become policy because he’s an incompetent, self serving weak ass man and the lowest form of human ego serving possible.

Trump Supporter Trolls Trial With Penis Balloons Featuring Alvin Bragg, Judge Merchan Faces (www.thedailybeast.com)

A pro-Trump New Yorker unveiled his latest piece of political performance art outside the Manhattan courtroom where Trump’s criminal trial is underway on Thursday, launching 100 pink penis-shaped balloons decorated with the faces of Trump foes like Manhattan district attorney Alvin Bragg and Judge Juan Merchan. The artist,...

JeeBaiChow,

It’s proportionately accurate, if not to scale, according to stormy.

JeeBaiChow,

He’ll complain about not getting to go, ‘even if he were invited’, due to court obligations, anyway. Ever the whiner. So much whining.

JeeBaiChow,

Maybe them scientists knew a thing or two about this climate thing…

JeeBaiChow,

‘drain the swamp’*

*Terms and conditions apply

JeeBaiChow,

What he means is RB will only win by 20-30s in the remaining races instead of 30+s. The other teams are catching up. RB on notice.

JeeBaiChow,

Nice one. Haven’t seen these 2 guys in a while.

JeeBaiChow,

‘…well, we didn’t mean ‘full self driving’ as in full self driving, you still need to pay attention and have your hands on the wheel…’

JeeBaiChow,

Why don’t they just have autopilot slow to a crawl/ stop by the roadside if the drivers hands aren’t on the wheel?

/showerthoughts

JeeBaiChow,

Everyone who misses a green because the moron in front is checking his/ her messages says it’s about fucking time.

JeeBaiChow,

Howler monkey mating call. She’s into that.

JeeBaiChow,

Must be those soy vanilla frappes and the new iphone.

JeeBaiChow,

So she finally has something in common with turnip? LOSER!

JeeBaiChow,

Her cranial lobe is noticeably smaller, her eyes are closer together and her skin is more leathery. She should just focus on being less nasty.

JeeBaiChow,

Yeah, but what happened to his voice?

JeeBaiChow,

Isn’t a vaccine given at birth for exactly that?

JeeBaiChow,

Because apparently he didn’t read those either.

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