Lennnny

Lennnny, 1 month ago

I hear ham flipping is even more lucrative.

Lennnny, 1 month ago

Moisturize every day. Told to me by a very young looking 40 year old in a bathroom at a club when I was 16. Can confirm, am now around that age and I look late 20s.

Lennnny, 1 month ago

Thought sharenting meant split custody situations, was confused. Am a little high.

Lennnny, 1 month ago

How’d it go

Lennnny, 3 months ago

I found this one on an old man’s Instagram account. It was really nice! I subbed some of the stock for a can of IPA.

Lentil Soup Recipe

Ingredients:

1 tablespoon of olive oil
1 chopped onion
4 cloves of chopped garlic
3 medium carrots, chopped
2 stalks of celery, chopped
2 tablespoons of tomato paste
1 can of diced tomatoes
1/8 teaspoon of crushed red pepper flakes, or more to taste
1/4 teaspoon of cayenne pepper, or more to taste
1 teaspoon of smoked paprika
1 teaspoon of cumin
1 teaspoon of chili powder
1 teaspoon of salt
6 cups of chicken stock
1 cup of red lentils, rinsed and drained
1/2 cup of yellow lentils, rinsed and drained

Instructions:

Heat 1 tablespoon of olive oil in a large saucepan over medium heat.
Add onions and garlic and cook until the onion is translucent, about five minutes.
Stir in the carrots and celery and cook until the vegetables are tender, about eight more minutes.
Stir in your tomato paste, crushed red pepper, cayenne pepper (if you decide to use), salt, black pepper, smoked paprika, cumin, and chili powder.
Mix in your lentils and chicken stock.
Bring to a boil and then reduce heat to low and simmer until the lentils are soft, about 40 minutes.

Lennnny, 1 month ago

Yeah same. I’m a bit confused and concerned. I just want a post comments and enjoy content, I don’t want to keep moving house every couple of years.

Lennnny, 1 month ago

Look up Alice in Wonderland syndrome! I get it when I’m super exhausted. Things feel big and small at the same time.

Lennnny, 1 month ago

I publish through Amazon Print on Demand services (Amazon Merch and KDP), and I have a few other stores selling items too. Basically I design the manuscripts and graphics, upload the files to the service, they list it, and when it sells they print and fulfill it and send me a portion of the profit.

One Christmas I made $8k in a month and we went on a cruise with the profit. Those were good times! It’s settled down a bit now as more people have flooded the platforms and copied all the content.

Lennnny, 1 month ago

I make about $7k a year from some books and T-shirt designs I did a few years ago. I literally do nothing to maintain them (I put in the hard work making them originally) and the money just goes in my bank each month. It’s certainly not enough to live on, I have a full time job, but it pays for our groceries.

Lennnny, 1 month ago

Husband and I have a standing bet to be the first person to do 10 handstand pushups on a stage. Not sure why the stage is involved, and I can’t remember what the prize is. Also it’s been over 5 years since we made it, and neither of us can do a single one yet. But I think of it often.

Lennnny, 1 month ago

I feel like you just became my sensei.

Lennnny, 1 month ago

That’s how I mash my potatoes.

Lennnny, 20 days ago

Can’t imagine anyone reading the description and wanting to see any of that.

Lennnny, 1 month ago

Finding a job that works with my night owl behavior. It’s not laziness if I sleep the same amount you do.

Lennnny, 1 month ago (edited 1 month ago)

Three 27" monitors. Right one is portrait, has Slack and music player split screen, left is email or reference material, center one is for doing the actual work.

I work in a customer facing role but also do graphic design, write books, make music, and occasionally code things.

Massive productivity boost. When I work from my laptop I feel like a grandma.

Lennnny, 17 days ago

Sloths. They have evil smiles and knife fingers.

Lennnny, 17 days ago

I hate them so much I wrote a song about them and how they’ll bite the head off a fish so they can fuck the corpse. They’re messed up.

Lennnny, 2 days ago

!creepywikipedia

Lennnny, 1 month ago

One died in a car accident, the other main one had a lot of babies who now have their own babies. I moved continents and changed my name through marriage before I opened any social media accounts, so I have no idea what happened to the bulk of them.