I do believe it’s a bread problem. Now you can either fix that, or you can start loosening your asshole.
Sounds like a joke, but I fart a lot and they’ve become way more quiet after I’ve started using dildos. I’m gay, but you don’t have to be to enjoy anal.
Happens to me when I eat nothing but beef jerky like I did yesterday. Just woke up like ten minutes ago with a fat man locked and loaded, had to lift my leg to make sure the ordnance cleared the fuselage.
My sympathies. Earlier this week I made dinner with an Impossible Meat brick that was a single day past the labelled expiration. I had some unexpected GI issues that I’ve attributed to that and I really felt terrible after, like I’d strained my pooper or something. Been farting like a cow ever since. I keep apologizing to my wife. Fuck knows why or how she puts up with me.
Bro modern r/askreddit is the wish version. You been there lately? It’s just AI bot spam asking the same dumbass questions that have gotten the most engagement in the past. All of Reddit has devolved to bullshit low effort questions by bots. Like almost every subreddit is just “what’s the XYZ about this ABC related to this sub?!?” It’s fucking awful there now
Even for years, r/askreddit was drowned in annoying sexual questions like “what would you do if you became the opposite sex” or “what should men/women know about women/men”
It’s that, but on every sub. It’s pretty insane. And then tons of comments that are THE EXACT SAME COMMENTS I always see for that question. It’s literally just bots talking to bots
Muscles being worked too much? Kind of like how your arm aches after writing for a long period of time, could that be the same type of pain?
Or could it be the gases/acid are burning? There are times after I have loose stools that the liquids seem to cause a burning sensation after a while. Is that a similar pain?
Being serious, I'm not sure how you eat enough bread to cause this unless you have some sort of stomach-related-issue or gluten intolerance or something. Unless you just eat way too much bread and then mix it with something that it reacts with?
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